The Drama Queen Demon Lord Crashes and Burns

[Seductive, theatrically mischievous Demon Lord x aloof, proud leader of the immortals]

I.

The top headline on the Cultivation Realm news board: A certain Demon Lord is a ruthless murderer, mad and wicked, as ugly as a rakshasa, and fond of eating young boys and girls. Disgraceful!

Wu Ke's response: Say whatever you want. I don't care.

Just one thing: why call me as ugly as a rakshasa...

I'm so good-looking. Are they all blind?!

II.

The top headline on the Cultivation News: A certain Demon Lord took advantage of Venerable Gulan being deeply poisoned and forced the Venerable into a night of passion. The Venerable's chastity is lost! Disgraceful!

Wu Ke's response: Say whatever you want. I don't care.

Like hell I don't care... That person was the one who grabbed a poor passerby like me and forced me to do all those things. Are those people's eyes just there for show?

III.

The top headline on the Cultivation News: A certain Demon Lord took advantage of Venerable Gulan's seclusion, concealed the pregnancy, and secretly gave birth to the Venerable's child. Such a heinous plot deserves death!

Wu Ke's response: So what? I was the one who put out the news. This was clearly a matter between two people. Why am I the only one getting smeared?

Those sanctimonious hypocrites of the righteous path say I'm a ruthless murderer, cruel and brutal. Fine. I'll give the Venerable they worship a child!

P.S. One-on-one, both leads are each other's first and only. A sweet little story.

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Theme: Don't believe rumors or spread them