[Gloomy, Cold-Hearted Tyrant x Good-for-Nothing Playboy Disguised as a Man]
I.
Xi Mingliu is a typical modern young person who has chosen to lie flat, with the life motto, "Whatever happens, happens." After choking to death on potato chips, she transmigrates to an era ruled by the most infamous tyrant in the history of the Great Jing dynasty.
And she is disguised as a man, deceiving those above and below her.
Xi Mingliu: Heh, whatever happens, happens. Kill me if you want.
She had only wanted to lie flat, preferably with the tyrant inexplicably killing her so she could keep lying in bed and playing on her phone.
But the next second, she discovers that she seems to have been bound to a "Loyal Minister System." The System is full of ambition, determined to lead her to become a loyal minister of the age and turn the fate of this chaotic world around.
Xi Mingliu: Hello? Has anyone considered how I feel? He's a tyrant who specializes in killing loyal ministers!
System: That's not my problem.
Xi Mingliu: (/"≡ _ ≡)=
II.
[Please complete the task: Unwelcome Advice. When the tyrant wants to kill someone, loudly contradicting him is every loyal minister's duty. Reward: fine salt and the method for making it.]
[Please complete the task: Snatching Food from the Tiger's Mouth. When the tyrant is about to eat poisoned food, protecting the emperor's health is every loyal minister's duty. Reward: corn seeds.]
[Please complete the task: Upright and Incorruptible. When a treacherous powerful minister tries to win you over, refusing the temptation is every loyal minister's duty. Reward: iron-smelting technology.]
A barrage of tasks came crashing down on her, and Xi Mingliu was about to explode. She even felt that the next morning, at court, she might be beheaded just for stepping into the Golden Throne Hall with her left foot first.
She couldn't keep being a loyal minister for another moment!
III.
The results were indeed remarkable. The hole-ridden dynasty gradually took on a new look. Xi Mingliu exceeded her targets, becoming not only a loyal minister herself, but also turning the tyrant into a wise ruler.
The young sovereign once again kept the audacious playboy in the palace, and even brought her to his bed. He pinched her chin. "I hear the Marquis of Zhennan has requested an imperial decree to take you to guard the border, never to return to the capital?"
Xi Mingliu wore an expression of utter despair, clutching her secret identity tightly for fear he would discover the truth and charge her with deceiving the emperor.
Heaven is my witness: I have risen to the highest rank among the ministers, and I don't want to die!
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Theme: Face life's storms with a smile