An Ordinary Person, but with Five Accounts

*A lighthearted change of pace

You transmigrate to the world of immortal cultivation and become a useless person with no spiritual roots.

You choose:

1. Die

2. Make an alt account

Yu Bai chooses to make an alt account.

The System gives him four secret identities, just as Jinjiang only lets you make four alt accounts.

For his first alt, he chooses the Sword Sect. Who hasn't dreamed of flying on a sword while cultivating immortality?

But the sword cultivators' poverty is truly shocking. Seeing his alt account so broke he might have to sell his pants, he chooses to go into the business and join the Hehuan Sect for his second alt.

There are far too many flirtatious beauties in the Hehuan Sect, so he climbs Mount Kongtong overnight to cultivate the Ruthless Dao for his third account.

He hadn't planned on opening a fourth account, but his main account is frail and on the verge of death, so he joins the ghost cultivators just in case.

He's quite pleased with this arrangement. His main account stays quietly at home and never makes enemies. Even when a dog bites him, he rewards it with a couple of buns.

But people get lonely too. When he misses home, all five accounts gather together.

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The cultivation world has enjoyed a rare stretch of peace lately.

The Sword Venerable, the Demon Venerable, the Master of the Ruthless Dao, and the Ghost King are all in love. People can leave their doors open at night and never worry about anything being stolen.

Then they each learn that the person they love has gone into the same room.

Five people! They haven't come out for five days and five nights!

The other four are grinding their teeth with jealousy. He walks out of the room, and just as a great battle is about to break out, the rain from the sky falls on his face and shields him.

Oh, right.

I forgot to mention that his main account serializes a novel on the Spirit Network, and the biggest tipper is the Heavenly Dao.

Note: 1. The secret identities have no consciousness of their own. One person switches between all five.

2. No relationships will be made official at the same time.

Theme: If the spring breeze has a tender heart for flowers, could it let us be young once more?