This NPC Just Wants a Quiet Life!

1.

Xie Fuzhou was an ordinary college student with a peaceful life.

But lately, all sorts of bizarre incidents had been happening, and all kinds of strange people had appeared.

For example, someone shouting, "Zelda is the best!"

For example, someone not wearing pants.

For example, someone wearing pants, but dressed as a woman.

But none of this had anything to do with him. He was just a quiet, socially anxious person.

What he didn't know was that he was an NPC in the full-dive romance game Seven Days. Because of his stunning looks, players were going to great lengths to win him over.

How do I win over Xie Fuzhou?! He's exactly my type!

I want to know too! He seems so aloof, and chatting with him even lowers his affection rating.

Is this the difficulty level of a god-tier NPC?!

Xie Fuzhou only seemed aloof because he was socially anxious. Every day, random people showed up looking for him. It was terrifying!

He wanted his peaceful life back, so he sought comfort from his childhood friend. His friend said warmly, "Why don't you just marry me?"

He agreed without a second thought, not knowing that his childhood friend was the game's earliest beta tester, who had been with him from the very beginning.

2.

The company behind Seven Days had always been arrogant, ignoring players' demands for updates, certain that they'd keep playing anyway.

One day, darkness enveloped the sky and the earth began to tremble. A gigantic monster burst out of the abyss, unleashing a violent storm.

Just as everyone thought the world was ending, it issued an order in a voice everyone could hear.

"Get the marriage system online."

??? Programmers all over the world began working overtime!!!

3.

After they got married, his childhood friend tactfully mentioned that he was a little big, making Xie Fuzhou blush.

How big could he possibly be?

Stammering, he said he could handle it.

But when he got home, he saw the enormous living room taken over by slick, wet tentacles.

His gentle, reserved childhood friend waved his tentacles and asked, "Do you like me this size?"

Xie Fuzhou: ????!!!

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2. One more bookmark means an earlier launch!

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