If You're Playing a Dating Sim, You Might as Well Collect Every Route

[Paragraph comments are open. Just bookmark to join in.] [60% anti-spoiler protection is on, with a 24-hour delay] The blurb for my next novel, My Online Boyfriend Definitely Isn’t Two People, is at the bottom. January 1, 2110. It has been 3,650 days since your great-grandmother passed away, and you remember her final wish before she entered the coffin. “Xiao Ba, I preordered a game before, but I never got to try the beta before I died… If it ever comes out, you have to beat it and burn a copy for me!” You were young back then, but you solemnly promised her. Ten years later, you finally get into the beta. After a little behind-the-scenes maneuvering, you successfully enter the game On the first map, you’re friends with the Tenth Vongola Boss. You help him regain his confidence, and give him and his friends a gift they’ll never forget. On the second map, you’re the Sheep King’s best friend, but his clingy partner unexpectedly sets his sights on you. On the third map, you’re a new teacher at a certain jujutsu high school. On your very first day, your troublesome students all start imagining things about you. Smiling, you grab one in each hand and kindly teach them: Don’t make malicious assumptions about people. Watching the favorability ratings on your screen shoot up and overflow, you bask in the joy of being close to clearing the game. On the day you finish, you waste no time burning the disc to ashes and offering it at your great-grandmother’s grave. But the very next night, your world turns upside down. [Shocking?! Italy’s oldest Mafia organization is suspected of preparing a cross-border assault on Japan. The authorities are currently negotiating with them!] [What a sight?! The five buildings that define Yokohama’s skyline gave off an eerie red glow in the middle of the night. The next day, people rushed to the ophthalmologist in droves!] [Reform in the jujutsu world?! A certain teacher, who wishes to remain anonymous, declared: “You’re the best class I’ve ever taught, and also the most… best class!”] Watching the news on TV and thinking of all those friends, partners, and students in the game whose favorability ratings had gone through the roof, you fall into deep thought… A second later, you resolutely pull out your phone. You, raising your hand like a bookworm: Hey! I’ve made a decision that goes against my ancestors’ wishes Important warnings: 1. Map order: Katekyo Hitman Reborn! → Bungo Stray Dogs → Jujutsu Kaisen. 2. Everyone gets an ending, so please read with caution! 3. In addition to these three maps, there will also be cameos from sports, slice-of-life, and food anime as a little seasoning. 4. The “you” in this story is a combat expert with an unconventional way of thinking and plenty of wild tricks. 5. This novel is written in second person, so you can imagine yourself as the protagonist. Please read with caution. The blurb for my next novel, My Online Boyfriend Definitely Isn’t Two People?!, is as follows: My online boyfriend is very handsome. Although I’ve never seen a picture of him, I’m convinced he must be gorgeous. He’s incredibly gentle and warmhearted, and he even keeps me updated on his work when we chat. Sometimes he sends me pictures of himself helping elderly ladies cross the street. [The back of an orange-haired boy helping an old lady cross the street.jpg] As we spent time together, I also discovered that he was secretly a hopeless romantic. No matter what I asked for, he’d buy it for me without asking why. It made me feel a little overwhelmed, but I couldn’t refuse. Recently, though, I’ve started to suspect my boyfriend has a split personality. During the day, he’s occasionally a little tsundere. Tease him and he gets all flustered, and he tells me about work. He’s adorable. At night, he gets gloomy. When I comfort him, he gets clingy and complains about his work and partner. He’s adorable then, too. But one day, looking at the thousands upon thousands of gift boxes in my home, I was overcome with mixed feelings and my conscience finally kicked in. I didn’t want to keep things going like this. So I broke up with my online boyfriend of three years and returned all the things he’d given me. But on the day I broke up with him and blocked him, my bank account received a huge transfer of 52 million yuan, along with two messages. [Did I do something wrong? I’ll come find you. We need to talk this through.] [So you’re just going to abandon me and leave… That makes me very sad. Is this enough money for us to get back together?] I was horrified when I got the messages, and immediately ran to the detective agency next door for help. After I explained everything, a black-haired man in a brown coat came barreling through the door and shoved aside the person sitting across from me, who had been taking notes. Ignoring the other person’s furious glare, he clasped my hands and declared with conviction: [I’ll help you escape that clingy ex-boyfriend of yours.] Warnings: 1. The heroine genuinely doesn’t know that her online boyfriend is two people. 2. A crossover with Bungo Stray Dogs and Jujutsu Kaisen. The heroine is a student at the jujutsu high school. 3. The heroine can hold her own in a fight. Theme: The person you love is your greatest motivation