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After finishing overtime, Dazai had planned to ponder the meaning of life alone in the river.
But before he could think for long, someone with a burning heart of compassion hauled him out and dealt with the people who had come to assassinate him.
Facing the unconscious person who had just saved his life, Osamu Dazai made a decision.
Years later, Dazai wanted to strangle his past self for making that decision.
Less than a month after switching to a new company, Dongyue Xuexi received several missions whose danger levels were off the charts.
After lying in the infirmary bed for the third time, she fell into deep thought.
"Hey, did you hear? There's someone at our company who got in through connections and is recklessly, crazily completing every task the bosses give her. It's terrifying!"
"What connections? Connections through the back door opened by Lord Dazai? How dare you say that?!"
"No, I mean that person's employee is just like her, working herself to death to hit her targets. Our department can't take it anymore!"
"You, who slack off in the logistics department every day, care about this kind of thing?"
"Because I'm about to..."
A hand landed on Colleague A's shoulder. A sinister voice came from behind him.
"What are you doing here? Lord Dazai transferred you to my department. Why haven't you reported for duty yet..."
A scream rang out in the hallway.
The bandage-wrapped man processing paperwork in his office: Yaaawn
"Denied."
Dongyue Xuexi left her superior's office without a shred of backbone.
She had worked for the Port Mafia for three years, completed countless dangerous missions, and even brought the company's performance to new heights.
Yet her superior had still denied her request.
She was confused. She was puzzled. Then she accepted it.
She got her answer at the company's annual meeting.
Her superior returned the thing she wanted and left a message saying it was the last gift he would give her here.
Three years later, Dongyue Xuexi returned the favor by getting revenge with that very gift.
1. Updates daily or every other day, depending on the rankings. Updates around 9 or 11 p.m.
2. Pairing: Dazai
3. Apologies for out-of-character moments and the writing. Reasonable discussion is welcome. Strict canon purists, please be warned.
4. The heroine is 18 and Dazai is 15 at the beginning, but missions and events will speed up the timeline later. At heart, it's still an older-girl/younger-boy romance.
Next novel: My Online Boyfriend Can't Possibly Be Two People?! Blurb:
My online boyfriend is very handsome. Even though I've never seen a photo of him, I'm convinced he's a total hottie.
He's kind and warmhearted, and he even updates me on his work when we chat. Sometimes he sends me pictures of himself helping an old lady cross the street.
[The back of an orange-haired boy helping an old lady cross the street.jpg]
As we spent time together, I also discovered that he was secretly a hopeless romantic. Whatever I asked for, he'd buy it for me without even asking why.
It made me feel a little overwhelmed, but I couldn't bring myself to refuse.
But recently, I discovered that my boyfriend seems to have a split personality.
During the day, he's sometimes a little tsundere. Tease him and he'll get all flustered, and he'll tell me about his work. He's so cute.
At night, he gets very melancholy. When I comfort him, he gets clingy and complains to me about his work and partner. He's so cute, too.
But one day, as I looked at the thousands upon thousands of gift boxes at home, I felt conflicted and my conscience finally got the better of me.
I didn't want to keep seeing him like this anymore.
With that in mind, I broke up with my online boyfriend of three years and returned all the things he'd given me.
But on the very day I broke up with him and blocked him, my bank account received a huge transfer of 52 million, along with two messages.
[Did I do something wrong? I'll come find you. We need to talk this through.]
[You're just going to abandon me and leave...? That makes me so sad. Is this enough money to get us back together?]
I was horrified when I got the messages, so I ran straight to the detective agency next door to ask for help.
After I explained everything, a black-haired man in a brown coat burst through the door and shoved aside the person sitting across from me, who had been taking notes.
Under the other person's furious gaze, he gripped both my hands and declared solemnly:
[I will definitely help you get away from this clingy ex-boyfriend.]
Warnings:
1. Pairing undecided~
2. The heroine really has no idea that there are two people behind her online boyfriend.
3. Crossover with Bungo Stray Dogs and Jujutsu Kaisen. The heroine is a student at the Jujutsu High.
4. The heroine can hold her own in a fight.
Theme: I have weathered the rain, so I should hold an umbrella over others
A belated comment... I have read a lot of Dazai's BG stories, and they are either the same story about chasing his wife in the crematorium, or the heroine's love is too humble. In the fandom, Dazai is written like a scumbag, very OOC [clown] Sang Yue is the first straight-shooting heroine that I have come across. She is action-oriented, not impulsive, not internal, and not emotional 🤗. The tacit understanding between her and Dazai is very good. The avoidant and straight-ball types are the best match!!! Looking forward to Dada's next work 🙏 😍
Thanks to the author! The most delicious Dazai BG rice I have eaten in 25 years! The writing is very logical, the emotions are delicate, and there is no conflict at all. I read it over and over again three or four times. I feel very happy every time I read it. He is the best cook in our village! Yummyyummy!
Zai: I give the person who posted this reward a hug of love (づ′▽`)づ
Zai: I give the person who posted this reward a hug of love (づ′▽`)づ
Zai: I give the person who posted this reward a hug of love (づ′▽`)づ
Zai: What is this, a mistake?
Nakaya is a great boss!
[Orange Candy] It's delicious and delicious. But why can't the two extra teachers be together?
It's actually great! Please don't belittle yourself. I like this article very much and look forward to the teacher's new articles.
Finished spreading flowers [Let me be healthy] It looks good and I love watching it 🤩 I feel that the teacher is particularly active 🐶🌹