"Is Xiao Yu crippled?"
"No, he's just deaf and mute."
"I heard he can't even hold a sword steady. During the last demon hunt, he hid in a cave the whole time and didn't dare come out. He was shaking like a leaf!"
"Tsk, he's a Diqian. No matter how useless he is, all he needs is dual cultivation with a Tianqian to become an immortal."
"What a shame about Fu, the most gifted Tianqian in a thousand years. After cheating with Xiao Yu, he became a demon."
"Xiao Yu... Xiao Yu deserves to die!"
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Clad in frost and snow, his brows had never been untroubled.
Xiao Yu slayed demons and vanquished monsters, and did every good deed imaginable.
But he never took credit for his good deeds. This world is full of rumors and stories about him, yet not one of them is true.
For instance, Xiao Yu is handsome and refined, as beautiful as Pan An, yet he's been turned into the subject of Strange Tales of the Ugly, Headless Immortal.
Then there's the story that Xiao Yu became an immortal through nothing but his own hard work and dedication, yet someone wrote The Top-Tier Furnace Who Became an Immortal.
And then there's the fact that he and Fu Zhi were a devoted pair who loved each other for a hundred years after becoming cultivation partners, yet someone drew The Handsome Sword Immortal and His Ugly Paramour...
Forget it.
Believe whatever you want.
It's not like he can help being a Diqian.
"A Diqian is a natural furnace.
By nature, they are lustful as a bitch in heat, easily aroused, prone to falling in love, and must rely on a Tianqian to survive."
"Teacher, why are you hiding?"
Chains clatter as the Demon Lord pins Xiao Yu back onto the bed, gripping him around the waist.
But Xiao Yu turns his head away, a wave of exhaustion rising in his heart. "Enough, Fu Zhi. This ends here."
Fu Zhi's canine teeth grind against the soft flesh at the nape of Teacher Xiao's neck. His low laughter is hoarse. "Do you believe that yourself, when you still have me inside you?"
Xiao Yu's cool, beautiful face is smeared with Fu Zhi's saliva...
Xiao Yu dodges his kiss again and says expressionlessly, "I said, this ends here."
Fu Zhi's movements stop completely. He grabs Xiao Yu's arm in a death grip. "Why?!"
Xiao Yu says coldly, "I don't love you anymore."
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Fu Zhi is a college student.
And in his previous life, Xiao Yu was his teacher.
They came to this world together and weathered a hundred years of hardship side by side.
They were a perfect match by nature, their personalities complementing each other. How could Xiao Yu not love him?!
Fu Zhi is so shocked and furious to hear Xiao Yu say, "I don't love you anymore," that it feels like waking up one morning to discover that physics no longer exists.
But physics will always exist, so Xiao Yu should always love him too, right?!
After turning it over and over in his mind, Fu Zhi finally understands...
"Catch him! Catch the other man!"
That Celestial Master Lu smiled at Xiao Yu again today!
And Xiao Sheng, Xiao Yu's sworn younger brother, clings to him every day, calling him "Big Brother." That flirtatious bastard, does he have a death wish?!
And that emperor, why do you keep summoning him to the palace? If you can't handle the throne, just let someone else sit on it!
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The Demon Lord flies into a rage, and the Three Realms suffer!
But no one yet knows who Fu Zhi is trying to catch as the other man!
Meanwhile, the "ugly ghost" Xiao Yu vanishes from the world, and a cool, solitary cultivator named Yu Xiao appears out of nowhere...
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1. Younger male lead.
2. The blurb has been screen-recorded and archived. Next story coming soon.
Theme: Where there's a will, there's a way.