The Eldest Son of Shandong Hongmiao Was Attacked by a Wealthy Chaoshan Family.

[Purely ironic and funny article] [The cold elder brother who is the eldest son in the Shandong generation system 0x Chaoshan nine-generation single biography has four sisters' dankness 1] Yingtian, who came to Shandong with his business parents, is taller than the people in Shandong, at 2.07 Meters. Because I particularly hated the harsh treatment of my sister by my parents, I was rebellious and had a gloomy personality since I was a child. Of course, I was prejudiced against Shandong people who were also famous for their feudal traditions. When a teacher wants to find someone to help him study. Ying Tian tilted his seat, raised his neck, and began to order his troops: Teacher, I want the prince brother, who has been an official in his family for generations, to teach me. I have something I want to discuss with him. Then. The squad leader, whose horoscopes are all "official", moved the desk and sat next to Ying Tian. The squad leader is not like 0. He is cool and decent, has excellent grades, he only acts like a crest no matter what he does, and has a very good temper - no matter how much he is provoked and ridiculed by Ying Tian, ​​he never gets angry at all - Ying Tian especially likes to play with him, and attending class is like signing up for a "pure play group". Just for fun. Just playing with Yu Feng. So, Yu Fengshi had a note "I am 0" taped on his back; Yu Fengshi's pockets are full of kiss coupons (Yingtian's homemade version), which can be exchanged for kisses; Yu Fengshi had an extra large 207 cm long pet on his arm. It was slightly blemished, humane, and very handsome, but not very smart. Yu Fengshi was cold, ascetic and serious. He always wears a white shirt, like a silent magnolia tree, clean and elegant, gentle and polite - well-behaved and within the circle. Since childhood, he has shouldered the responsibility of setting an example for his younger siblings. He speaks clearly and clearly and never makes mistakes. It seems that no matter what problem you encounter, you have the ability to solve it. He has a peaceful temperament, and it seems that no matter how much trouble Ying Tian makes, he never gets angry. He just sat there indifferently, his brows furrowed in a cold and distant manner, and his fiercest retort was just one sentence: "... Are you poisonous?" - Finally, when Ying Tian pushed Yu Fengshi into the toilet cubicle and kissed him, Yu Fengshi finally got angry - he said that they in Shandong always only attack. The physics teacher slammed the door angrily: "What are you two doing? Didn't you hear the school bell when the bell rang?!" ——The door was really opened by him! When he looked at Yu Feng who was being suppressed, he was his top student, and his delicate and beautiful face was now blushing, and his lips were swollen from being kissed. The physics teacher was so angry that his eyes darkened. Half an hour later, Yu Fengshi's parents came to the teacher's office with a red flag, and Ying Tian's parents arrived at the same time with Fu Shui and Yuzi Ye... - [A cool, gentle, big brother-type wife is attacked by a wet and crazy Erha-type loyal dog] 1) In high school, he had a ridiculous style of comedy. From hating each other to the ambiguous period. 2) After I go to college, I will also write about the college campus and the clingy Chaoshan puppy who pouts his gentle brother every day. . From their physical relationship to the fact that the two of them made a decision that went against their ancestors. 3) I will also write about Yingtian University's entrepreneurship and Yu Fengshi's civil service examination. 4) Articles that satirize reality will definitely be in a funny style and be sure not to be depressing. The copy will be written in detail. I like to collect it first. 5) The copywriting screen recording was archived in xhs on 2026.1.30 Concept: Who is more feudal than whom?