In the third year of the male channel's urban cultivation of immortality, Yan Yu became pregnant.
But Yan Yu is not only a man,
He is still a man dressed as a passer-by, too busy at work, and has not had sex for a long time.
Book-traveling system: Since your ex-boyfriend is the most powerful person in the book, you have become pregnant.
Yan Yu:?
... Do you want to listen to what you are saying?
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Chen Kan discovered that his ex-boyfriend, the Flower of the Mountains——
The one who has always been quiet and cold,
Proud and self-sufficient,
Even if the lower part is swollen and unsteady when walking, Yan Yu will straighten his back and look calm and calm——
I've become as clingy as a kitten lately.
① In the beginning, Yan Yu would inexplicably feel that she was much younger than Chen Kan. She had been taken over by the scumbag Chen Kan since she was very young. She let this piece of shit do whatever she wanted. She had been cheated of money and sex for ten years. She recently refused to pay the public food, which was obviously cheating...
Chen Kan: ... Yan Yu, ... How can we have ten years?
Did you get the wrong dog?
② After giving birth to the cubs, Yan Yu felt like a princess and realized that she had carried six cubs. She was extremely calm and worked for the interests of the cubs.
She has become the chosen mommy who looks cold on the outside but is actually gentle...
Chen Kan: ... We just gave birth to a kitten. Those six were just picked up.
…And no need to feed them.
③ Yan Yu feels that she is an Omega who needs to be watered with nutrient solution. She blocks gods and Buddhas from killing Buddhas with a cold face, but she seems to know how to be used. She takes the initiative to visit Chen Kan every day, opens herself up, and fulfills her obligations as a wife with a cold face...
Chen Kan: ... Xiao Yu, there is no need for this, I will serve you.
(Holding his wife's fingers together and kissing her lips distressedly)
(Actually, I am totally blown away by my wife)
④……
[Instructions for consumption]
The cold, aloof, highly intelligent but gentle-natured beauty Shou
1. A comedy about emotions, not a novel about cultivating immortals. It only borrows the setting of cultivating immortals.
2. Two-way thick arrows, (the arrows that are being attacked are not obvious in the early stage, but the arrows that are being attacked are actually as thick as those that are attacking.)
3. Iron-blooded cpj, loves to attack and receive equally, and I will protect both crickets and crickets when they attack.
The next article opens: "The Unlucky First Wife, Bound to the Empathy and Unrequited Love System"
The tax inspection cut into the main artery of the entertainment industry, and tax collector Shen Du penetrated into the harem story of male videos.
[The male protagonist of this article comes from a grassroots background, counterattacks the best actor, has a harem all over, and enjoys the entertainment industry.
[And you are the unlucky first wife of the grassroots male protagonist - a man.
[You fell in love with the male protagonist at first sight, used your family background to force him to submit, used resources as betrothal gifts, and used your future as a threat to force the male protagonist to marry you.
[The male protagonist was nineteen years old at that time, a straight man, and he knelt down to sign the marriage agreement. After marriage, you were completely obedient to him, but he refused to touch you even to the death.
[It wasn't until the seventh year of marriage that the male protagonist set up a scheme to bankrupt your family and ruin your reputation. In the end, you were "suicided" in an uninhabited corner, becoming a model of self-blame.
[The role of your role: 1. Provide resources for the male protagonist (pie in the sky!); 2. Enhance the charm of the male protagonist (Wow! Even men are obsessed with the male protagonist!); 3. Provide comfort for straight readers who hate and hate homosexuality (a good death! Deserve it!)]
Shen · Practical Assassin · Explosive Combat Power · Du: What did you say? Say it to me again.
System: Uh... Hehe... Hmm.
[In view of your extraordinary courage, astonishing courage, and outstanding intelligence, there is a serious mismatch with the original character.
[Chuishuju will give you an SSS-level system to help you escape your original fate!
Shen Cold-faced Kitty Du said: "Huh, that's pretty much it."
Open the system and take a look: the empathy and love system.
But the available candidates are all men.
?
Was there any mistake?
He is also a straight man.
Co-author, does he have to have a relationship with a man?
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Qi Chengjun is speechless.
He discovered that he was not only the villain in a male pornographic novel, but also had a fucking KPI - to steal the love of his life from the male protagonist.
He has been searching for many years to find out who the hero is, the love of his life.
But after many searches, only one person was found: Shen Du.
This man has been quietly working behind the hero's back for many years and has given everything. After Qi Chengjun eliminated the option of "the male protagonist is a pure white-eyed wolf", he decided that Shen Du was the person he wanted to rob. As for the male protagonist's ridicule and insults towards Shen Du - he understood it as an artist's way of dealing with the media.
So fucking shameless.
Qi Chengjun was very angry. He didn't think a man should let his sweetheart suffer such injustice for the sake of his career.
Qi Chengjun is very jealous. If someone is so kind to him, he will definitely love them.
Qi Chengjun is very firm. He would treat Shen Du better.
"Baby, how am I compared to your husband?" Qi Chengjun tried his best to ask, "Can you consider me?"
Shen Du leaned in his arms, like a lazy kitten, grinning and exhaling: "I'm considering your mother - didn't you say you're frigid? You're such a liar, I should have known I wouldn't have chosen you."
Qi Chengjun:?
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He wanted to lie down flat but couldn't, so he simply killed the god of war and breathed and bited the god of war kitten·Shou
A ferocious villain who wants to be ruthless but is extremely infatuated, hates everything and has a strong sense of responsibility.
[Entertainment Circle/Love Variety/Through Books/System/Face-Slapping Articles]
[Shuangjie/A match made in heaven/Straight men being bent over/Fake NTR]
Babies who like new copywriting are welcome to collect it! ! !
Purpose: The most important cornerstone of mental health is whether you accept yourself.
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Teacher, have you taken the exam for 4 years? !
Happy New Year's Eve! (?>ω<*?)
Hahaha, adding a little favorability to one sentence is completely encouraging our baby Gu Zhi to talk [kiss]
It is really a very delicate article, and you can see the author's intention and regret for little Huo Xing. It is really a rare masterpiece. This kind of writing is mostly blank but allows people to experience it. The feeling of silence and oppression is ironic and comfortable. It really matches this website and makes me really unable to express my feelings. I feel that this kind of writing is really top-notch and enviable. What's more, it's narrated from the first point of view. This kind of narration is difficult, and it is difficult for people to feel adaptable. If it is well written, it will have a strong sense of substitution. If it is poorly written, it will be very embarrassing. But the writing style of the teacher's wife is really amazing, giving me a depressing feeling that I want to cry [Fireworks]
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