Gu Xuxi is recognized as the "eight-fold police officer" by the entire North China detachment.
The year I was awarded first class merit, the black and white photo was hung on the wall.
But Gu Xuxi didn't die. He slipped into a male pornographic novel and became a popular villain with a face and no brains.
In the book, he dominates the world, is arrogant and extravagant, plays a big role and cuddles up to the boss, but even if he lies flat and rots, the resources and good luck in the world are chasing him.
Until the end of the story, he was exposed as a negative teaching material on the Internet, his reputation collapsed, and his halo was shattered. Against the backdrop of the grassroots counterattack by the actor, he lost everything.
In this life, when the plot reaches the moment when "retributions from this world" come one after another——
All the opponents and anti-fans looked at him inside and out, but they were all stunned:
This Gu Xuxi, why...
Only unite the masses, work hard and go to work on time?
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Gu Xuxi is also very depressed. It seems that few of his current colleagues are normal people.
In the variety show "Celebrity Games", the actor insisted on pulling him for "special training". He put his arm around his waist and asked Gu Xuxi to teach him how to throw the discus. His breathing was hot and his voice was trembling: "I, I have a bad sense of balance..."
Gu Xuxi (with an expressionless face, he turned back to the master and straightened his movements): Tighten the core and exert force on the arms. If you can't do this well, it is recommended to practice for an additional two hours.
The first-generation male idol wanted to "support the younger generation", but he rubbed his legs in the blind spot of the camera, with wet eyes: "Mommy, can you look at me one more time..."
Gu Xuxi (pulling out his notebook): If your words or deeds are inappropriate, record them once. Conduct admonishment talks if the offense occurs again.
The debut singer crossed over to act in an idol drama. After NGing it for ten times, he came over with red ears and tried to be a little ambiguous: "Teacher Gu, I can't find the feeling in this hug scene..."
Gu Xuxi (take a step back, let's get down to business): I suggest you read Chapter 3 of "Actor's Self-cultivation". If you need counseling, please make an appointment according to the process.
The e-sports great turned down the sky-high-priced endorsement deal, lowered his worth and squeezed into the same slow variety show. He only looked at him from a distance, and said to the camera with his ears red: "It's worth it."
Gu Xuxi (furrowing his brows, speaking in a low voice to the assistant off-camera): Check to see if he is involved in illegal job-hopping or contract disputes.
Facts have proved that Gu Xuxi was getting so annoyed every day that he wished he could be handcuffed and arrested by these people!
Arrest them all!
However, it turns out that if he fastens the handcuffs to the small of his back, the group will only become more excited.
Gu Xuxi was also puzzled:
How can an artist who doesn't work hard make so much money?
Do they really work hard?
Also, if you don't understand the millions of tasks that you have to do in a day, there are people who can.
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Since his values are really at odds with the entertainment industry, Gu Xuxi is very tired of being in this class.
Fortunately, he is under 38, has satisfactory academic qualifications, has joined the Party, and has no tattoos.
Therefore, when Gu Xuxi achieved a reputation in domestic entertainment and reached the top with his "institutional temperament", no one expected that he would turn around and fade out of the industry.
Until netizens revealed: Gu Xuxi seems to be... Taking the public exam? ? ?
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A light-hearted and funny article, a slap in the face and a counterattack.
Purpose: Growth in adversity