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=Story Blurb=
One day, you open a "Five-Item Life Simulator." You have forty points to distribute among your character's four stats: "Luck, Appearance, Family Background, and Strength."
Convinced that might makes right, you max out Strength and confidently start the game. Then you get killed by how ugly you are.
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At last, you realize how important good looks are. After carefully distributing your points, you confidently begin your second playthrough.
Then you see the first line appear on the screen.
At age one, you were born. You were an orphan.
Wait, what?
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At age one, you were born an "orphan." Fortunately, you come from a wealthy family, and you're adorable and incredibly strong, so everyone dotes on you.
At age two, your wet nurse frames you. She seems to hate you and wants to kill you, but you're incredibly strong, so you make it through alive.
At age four, your strength increases significantly.
At age six, someone tries to assassinate you. The one who leaked information seems to be your personal servant. You feel like there's no one in this world you can trust, but you make it through alive.
You can't help complaining. What a miserable life! Is this because you didn't max out your Luck stat?!
To put things right, you go to the Gojo family. In recent years, they've had only one newborn: a child with stunning azure eyes and brilliant snow-white hair, named Satoru.
You decide to personally give him a Luck buff: smack a curse spirit! Smack a curse user twice! The jujutsu higher-ups can get lost! And the Zenin, Kamo, and Gojo families' nonsense can stay far away!
Wait, something's not right. Why are you the one being hunted, framed, and tormented?
You deal with every hardship in Satoru's life in a flurry, only to realize in the end that the biggest problem is you. His miserable life is entirely your fault.
You think, this has to end.
Also known as: "Gojo, Your Sister's Basically the Creator God" and "Gojo, Tell Your Sister to Stop Killing People"
Must-read before starting!!!
- The main story is told in third person. This is not an all-out female-lead power fantasy.
- Pairing: clan head Satoru. My take on Jujutsu and little Satoru. He's a slightly dark, extremely scheming siscon. Doesn't follow the original plot.
- An upbringing story. They are not related by blood, and their relationship is not familial.
=Upcoming Story: Playing an RPG in a Jujutsu Otome Game=
Also known as:
What do I do when the new student/classmate/neighbor keeps throwing balls at me?
What do I do when the player lines up all the curse spirits they've collected and pats their heads one by one?
[Player Saotome] ★★★☆ ☆
Heard the test version was out and downloaded it right away. I played it today, and it feels so different from when I was a kid. The whole world is completely different now. The intro is way too vague. It's so hard to understand (like Fly Heads). And you can't give the spirits names yourself. Three stars for nostalgia.
[Player Saotome] ★★☆ ☆ ☆
Why can't I catch this spirit called Satoru? So many bugs! And you have to follow the enrollment route or you'll get killed. Can you let players who don't like studying exist? The two stars are for the NPC models. Fix the bug that makes Satoru impossible to catch!!
[Player Saotome] ★☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
You can't teleport, and traveling costs money. You have to kill the spirits, but what if I can't bring myself to? This game is way too grindy. Even if you're working 24/7, you need a day off, right?
[Player Saotome] ★★☆ ☆ ☆
The world and maps are great, and there are lots of player titles, but you can't choose them yourself. I don't want to be the "Curse User Leader"! My classmates saw that and won't play with me anymore!
[Player Saotome] ★★★★☆
I can't tell NPCs and players in the open world apart!
[Player Saotome] ★☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
No one cares about the survey I submitted, and nobody responds to the reviews after updates. This game's made by amateurs, but it's all right.
[Player Saotome] ♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎
Uh, how do I log out? I wanted to play an RPG, not an otome game, hey!
=Upcoming Story: Can I Eat You?=
At fourteen, the head honcho invited you to attend Jujutsu High because you had a healthy appetite. You turned him down. You wanted to go to a top university; as the only child in your family, you had to bring honor to your ancestors.
The head honcho cried, though you didn't know if he was moved or disappointed.
At sixteen, a mysterious white-haired man invited you to enroll. You said yes.
The reason? The white-haired man was incredibly handsome, and he looked delicious.
The head honcho cried again when he overheard you telling your classmates about how, at fourteen, a scary-looking buzz-cut man had invited you to enroll.
After all that, you still ended up at Jujutsu High. Looks like a top university wasn't in the cards for you.
Your top priority now is eating Gojo-sensei.
You can absorb anyone's negative emotions and cursed energy, except for the one person you most want to taste.
Patience is a blade held above your head. For nearly three years, you do your best to be a good student, and painfully discover that there's no food in the world more delicious than him.
At eighteen, you learn there's a way to preserve your body by eating only someone's brain, so you decide to study how to become a zombie and throw yourself into your studies.
The head honcho cries again, saying that this is treason.
You swear you don't mean it that way, but nobody believes you. All you can do is put your hopes in Gojo-sensei, because he once said you were his favorite student.
Before long, he walks in with a ruler and asks if you have any last words.
You say, "I do. Can I eat you?"
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This may end up being very Gojo-sensei-centric... because he's literally the kind of dish that suits your palate.
Theme: Love overcomes every hardship and fills the world with hope.
So cool hahahahahaha
The two of them are not on the same channel at all.
Why is it so delicious... Brother and sister are so good, brother and sister are wonderful
It's over after a few days of not watching it!! You can't write squatting.
It's very different from the introduction. Although the subject matter is interesting and the writing is okay, but there are so many private things, I think it's better to mark them in the introduction or the text. In the original work, Gojo's parents are not the head of the family, and the pronunciation of father and butterfly in Japanese is different. The reason for adoption at the beginning is completely unconvincing, unless later or the narration adds that it is influenced by the game or props. Only in these two chapters did the magic spirit appear, which made me realize that I was still in the world of magic.
Ok, there will be an update today
"Is it abnormal to circumvent the firewall? Gojo Satoru..." This is a big bug for the author~ empty
The fake bones are so awesome 🥺 I want to see Xiao Wu crush on the heroine pa hahahahahaha
I support adding more updates! 4444
Delicious (。・ω・。)ノ♡