[Jujutsu Kaisen] Can I Eat You?

When you were fourteen, the gang boss invited you to attend a technical college because you had a good appetite. You refused. You wanted to go to a top university. As the only child in your family, you had to bring honor to your ancestors.

The gang boss cried. It was hard to tell whether he was moved or disappointed.

When you were sixteen, a mysterious white-haired man invited you to go to school. You said yes.

The reason was that the white-haired man was just too handsome, and he looked delicious.

The gang boss cried again because he overheard you telling your classmates about how, when you were fourteen, a scary-looking man with a crew cut had invited you to enroll.

After all that, you still ended up at the technical college. It seems you and a top university were never meant to be.

Your most urgent task is to eat Teacher Gojo.

You can absorb everyone’s negative emotions and cursed energy. Everyone, that is, except the one you most want to taste.

Patience is a knife hanging over your head. For nearly three years, you do your best to be a good student, and painfully discover that there is no food in the world more delicious than him.

At eighteen, you discover that it is possible to eat only the brain and preserve the body. You resolve to learn how to become a zombie and throw yourself into your studies.

The gang boss cries again, saying that this is defection.

You swear you didn’t mean it that way, but no one believes you. You can only pin your hopes on Teacher Gojo, because he once said you were his favorite student.

Soon, he walks in holding a ruler and asks if you have any last words.

You say, “Yes. Can I eat you?”

*Teacher Gojo may be devoured, since he is delicious in the literal sense.

*The female lead, you, is naturally airheaded.

Theme: Eat well.