Why Is My Little Go a Person?

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You have two little Wus. One is the cat you love most in the whole world, and the other is the human you hate most in the whole world.

Human Wu says your cat is a dangerous cursed tool, and that possessive love in the twenty-first century is a very bad idea.

You reply that your little Wu is just a kitty, and that you have no interest whatsoever in being the owner of anything other than Wu.

His words come true: that very night, you dream of Wu, only with the human's face.

He says he wants to be your master, but you really don't have a crush on him... right?!

To defeat human Wu, you swear to become his biggest hater. To his face, you do everything he says without question, but behind his back, you dig up dirt on him and compile it into a PDF.

Until one day, human Wu stands in front of you and asks which you love more: him or the cat. You have to choose one!

You: It's not that I don't choose you. You know the kitty left its mother and came to me when it was little...

Human Wu smiles smugly. Actually, both of them are me. So you do like me, after all, right?

You: ?

· Pairing: Teacher Gojo. All other relationships are platonic.

· The heroine's technique is a conceptual god: she can expand space and infinitely expand the techniques she knows, but it develops over time.

· Some canon details are changed. Apologies for any OOC. Geto is a curse user in this story.

-Love's Standard Is the Strongest-

I've been unlucky since the day I was born, because I was born into the Zenin family as a girl with no cursed technique.

I prayed that one day I'd awaken an incredibly powerful technique and blast those obnoxious people away.

The good news is, I succeeded. A master said I was born with a golden finger: I can use anyone's technique whenever I want.

The bad news is, there are two conditions. First, I have to cultivate with the other person. Second, they have to be pure and chaste.

The next day was the luckiest day of my life, because I suddenly could use Limitless.

Though I swear I was alone in bed last night, when in Rome, do as the Romans do. Not only did I gain an overpowered technique, I also got a handsome boyfriend for free.

What a bargain.

Then I wished that my strongest boyfriend and I could stay together forever.

The good news is that we hadn't broken up by the time he was twenty-seven. That's the absolute truth, because he said so himself. And from what I've seen, he's definitely gotten even stronger since we first started dating.

He asked who I was. I said, I'm your first

First-year student.

Scene 1:

One anniversary, Gojo asked his girlfriend whether she'd kept pursuing him back then for more than just his incredible good looks.

- Love at first sight alone would be a little too impulsive.

Gojo was hoping she'd say something moving, but his girlfriend looked at him in horror.

How did you know I only love your technique?

Gojo: I want to love my girlfriend forever, but she only wants to copy and paste me.

Scene 2:

Classmate: I heard you and Gojo-sensei go way back. Were you good friends?

Me: ...You could say we were super-duper close friends.

Classmate: So what did Gojo-sensei do back then?

Me: Tried very hard to become a sorcerer.

Before reading: The main story is in first person. The heroine is a bit of a magnet for admirers, and there may be some very intense one-sided crushes, but the main pairing is strictly one-on-one.

Theme: Protecting animals is everyone's responsibility.