The Standard for Dating Is the Strongest Sorcerer

Blurb: #I always want my partner to be both younger and older than me when I'm in love. Their technique should max out both defense and damage. They should be gorgeous and filthy rich. If it's Gojo Satoru, he can do all of that.

Serious blurb:

I've been terribly unlucky since the day I was born, because I was born into the Zenin family as a girl without a cursed technique.

One day, a master told me that I had a golden finger, and that if I practiced dual cultivation with someone, I could gain their cursed technique.

I was sure he was a fraud, because I'm against marriage.

Then the next day, I could use Limitless.

Me: ? I swear I was the only one in bed last night!

To figure out the reason, learn how to use my technique at will, and take responsibility for the pure-hearted teenage boy, I decide to transfer to Jujutsu High and date the genius from the Gojo family.

But things turn out completely differently from what I expected.

On my first mission, I accidentally use Projection Sorcery. Gojo just thinks my bloodline has awakened and doesn't suspect a thing.

But I know I was adopted.

On my second mission, I accidentally use the Reverse Cursed Technique. Gojo just thinks I'm exceptionally gifted and doesn't suspect a thing.

But I know I'm the dumbest one in our year.

Then, on my third mission, I accidentally use Cursed Spirit Manipulation; on my fourth, I accidentally use Ten Shadows Technique; on my fifth...

Gojo Satoru doesn't suspect a thing (crossed out).

Gojo Satoru: ?

I have this feeling something's going on behind my back.

I promise Gojo Satoru that he's my first love and I've never cheated on him, but he insists that I swear it. So I have no choice but to make a binding vow: I swear by my soul that my first love and my true feelings belong to Gojo Satoru, because the only standard I've ever had for romance is the strongest jujutsu sorcerer.

And then I meet the twenty-eight-year-old Gojo Satoru.

Me: Hello, my first love.

Special scene 1:

One anniversary, Gojo asks his girlfriend if she pursued him so persistently back then for more reasons than just how handsome he was.

- If it was love at first sight and nothing more, that would be way too rash.

Gojo Satoru is hoping his girlfriend will say something deeply moving, but instead she looks at him in horror.

How did you know I only love your technique?

Gojo Satoru: I want to love my girlfriend forever, but she only wants to Ctrl+C me.

Special scene 2:

Classmate: I heard you and Gojo-sensei go way back. Were you good friends?

Me: ...We were super-duper close friends, I guess.

Classmate: So what did Gojo-sensei used to do back then?

Me: He worked hard to become a sorcerer.

Before reading: The main story is in first person. It may feature an extremely one-sided crush, but the couple is one-on-one.

=Preorder: Can I Eat You?=

When you were fourteen, the mob boss invited you to attend Jujutsu High because you had a big appetite. You turned him down. Your reason was that you wanted to go to a top university, and as the only child in your family, you had to make your ancestors proud.

The mob boss cried, though he wasn't sure whether it was out of emotion or regret.

When you were sixteen, a white-haired man invited you to study there because you had a mysterious aura. You agreed.

Your reason was that the white-haired man was incredibly handsome, and he looked delicious.

The mob boss cried again, because he'd overheard you telling your classmates about how, when you were fourteen, a scary-looking man with a buzz cut had invited you to enroll.

After all that back and forth, you still ended up at Jujutsu High. It seems a top university was never in the cards for you.

Your urgent task is to eat this Gojo-sensei.

You can absorb everyone's negative emotions and cursed energy, except for the one you most want to taste.

Patience is a knife held over your head. For nearly three years, you have worked hard to be a well-behaved student and discovered, profoundly and painfully, that there is no food more delicious in the world than him.

At eighteen, you discover a way to eat only the brain and preserve the body, so you resolve to learn how to become a zombie and throw yourself into your studies.

The mob boss cries again, because he says you're defecting.

You swear you don't mean it that way, but no one believes you. All you can do is put your hopes in Gojo-sensei, because he once said you were his favorite student.

Before long, he walks in carrying a ruler and asks if you have any last words.

You say, "I do. Can I eat you?"

Theme: Rely on yourself rather than others