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Click [Start Reading] to be served by the trial-run bullet-comment feature, “Li Xiang No. 0.”

This is a world where multiple novels have fused together. The Pei family, which appears in several of them, will serve as the central test group for running the virtual bullet-comment feature.

Li Xiang raised his eight short, stubby black tentacles: “...”

Good news: I’m not human anymore :)

Even better news: I’m only a virtual bullet comment :)

Li Xiang was bound to Pei JIngnian, the current head of the Pei family.

But the virtual bullet-comment trial run had a bug.

At first, Pei JIngnian, the younger uncle, was the first to realize something was wrong... A little black octopus was scrambling all over him, but he couldn’t feel a thing.

Pei JIngnian was dealing with a problem involving his eldest nephew, Pei Yanqi.

As the devoted second male lead in an old-school romance novel, Pei Yanqi insisted on bringing the heartbroken heroine home, hoping to stop the hero from imprisoning and hurting her.

The little black octopus scrambled over Pei JIngnian’s abs until all eight arms got tangled up. “Wow, so devoted! But doesn’t the heroine make the second male lead take the fall and raise another man’s child just to make the hero furious?”

Pei Yanqi: “???”

The second nephew, Pei Xingluo, came back and announced he was going public with his relationship.

The little black octopus curled up on Pei JIngnian’s head, plucking a strand of hair with each tentacle. “Yoo-hoo, so this is the legendary stand-in cannon-fodder! He’s not even the original’s stand-in, but he’s about to wreck his career for some rotten cucumber of a CEO. Who wouldn’t cry out, ‘What a tragedy!’”

Pei Xingluo: “...”

The third nephew, Pei Yuhuai, invited the real and fake young masters over, spending the whole time putting the real one down.

The little black octopus nestled in the hollow of Pei JIngnian’s neck, all eight tentacles stomping away. “Aha, keep kicking him while he’s down! He doesn’t even realize the fake young master is using him as a pawn. Once a pawn, always a pawn. So useful, so useful, really useful. In the end, the real young master will grind him into the dirt, and he won’t even amount to a fart!”

Pei Yuhuai: “!!!”

In the end, Pei JIngnian pinched the bridge of his nose and decided he didn’t want to deal with any of it.

He had his own problems to handle.

The little black octopus raced all over Pei JIngnian like a parkour champion. “Aaaah, the darkened villain was just one move short! After scheming and striving so hard, he still ends up betrayed by his personal assistant, ”

Pei JIngnian: “…”

At last, unable to endure the sticky little rice-cake octopus clinging to him any longer, he finally caught one tentacle and shook it. “Have you made yourself at home on me?”

Li Xiang covered his face with all eight tentacles, looking horrified JPG: “...When did you notice me?!!”

●●●Coming soon: "Husband, Say Something!"●●●

Everyone knows Qu Mingxiao married into the Tang family.

Tang Xiyou may be a boy, but he’s gorgeous and refined, the little prince adored by everyone in their circle. Yet ever since marrying Qu Mingxiao, Qu Mingxiao has forbidden him from doing this and that, keeping tabs on him during the day and having his way with him at night. Furious, Tang Xiyou ran to his childhood friend to complain:

“He won’t let me eat junk food or go clubbing. I haven’t even seen the night sky in ages! And worst of all, I even made a heart with my butt for him last night, but he just took it as an excuse to go even harder! My back and butt still hurt!”

Childhood friend: “...”

After complaining all night, Tang Xiyou woke up the next day and found himself reborn in high school!

At this point, Tang Xiyou still hadn’t married Qu Mingxiao.

Tang Xiyou: “Hahaha, yes!”

He was going to let loose! He was going to go wild!

That very day, Tang Xiyou dragged his childhood friend out to eat junk food!

And ran into Qu Mingxiao working there.

Qu Mingxiao hadn’t yet acquired the imposing air of authority he’d have later. In cheap work clothes, he was just a miserable broke student. Tang Xiyou had finally turned the tables and was singing his victory song, so he marched up to Qu Mingxiao and ate an entire fried chicken right in front of him!

Qu Mingxiao: “...”

Qu Mingxiao couldn’t get a single word out.

Tang Xiyou put his hands on his hips and laughed triumphantly. “Hahahahahahahaha!”

The next time Tang Xiyou saw Qu Mingxiao was in a bar, where Qu was working as a server and pouring their drinks. Tang Xiyou lifted his glass and gulped down a huge drink, deliberately taunting Qu Mingxiao as he did. Qu met his gaze and didn’t say a word.

Tang Xiyou: “Hahahahaha.”

Later, Tang Xiyou transferred into Qu Mingxiao’s class and succeeded in becoming his deskmate. He deliberately slept through class, messed around during breaks, skipped his homework, and refused to wear his uniform...

Qu Mingxiao ignored all of it and didn’t say a thing.

Tang Xiyou: “Haha.”

Later still, Tang Xiyou got into a fight with someone and was cornered in an alley. Qu Mingxiao happened to be passing by. Tang Xiyou finally couldn’t hold back. He reached out without thinking and grabbed him for backup, eyes red and voice full of grievance. “Husband! Husband, say something!”

Qu Mingxiao: “…”

■ A silly little darling and a strong gong who loves having his way with him

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Theme: Be strong and self-reliant; where there’s a will, there’s a way