A Chick Guide, but I Fell into an ABO Soap Opera

【The blurb for the upcoming story Picking Up My Down-and-Out Enemy from a Past Life is at the very end. Take a look if you’re interested =3=】 【Complete! Go ahead and binge it~】 As a guide, Wen He’s spirit companion is a chicken. When he transmigrated into a book, an angsty ABO novel, the System said: 【You’ve transmigrated into a book. You’re now a nasty, scheming beta. Got it?】 Wen He nodded calmly. He thought he got it. His mission was to answer questions at key points in the plot and keep the world running normally. 【Host, listen to the question.】 【Location: An elite school.】 【Characters: You, the protagonist bottom, the protagonist top, and the second male lead.】 【Question: An accidental pheromone leak enrages two alphas, and their instincts drive them to fight. As a nasty, scheming beta side character, what do you do? ______】 As a guide, soothing a crowd of frenzied, irritable people was practically an inborn skill. Wen He confidently wrote down his answer. The System generated the next scene: 【You say, “Everyone, stop arguing and calm down. Why don’t you come pet my cock, ”】 The omega stopped crying. The alphas calmed down. All three said in perfect unison, “Don’t you dare say that word!!!” Mind your language. You can say chicken, but not Wen He: “???” That hurt. He’d never met anyone who refused to pet his spirit companion before! It was a plump, fluffy, sleek, soft, fragrant little chicken that smelled of sunny wheat! Its texture was first-rate, like a big loaf of bread. One pat would clear your mind, two would send you floating. Everyone who’d tried it loved it! So, really, you don’t want to give it a pet? * The diligent little-chicken guide spent every day putting out fires in the melodramatic novel. When the protagonist bottom went into heat, he whisked him away before the protagonist top could arrive. A villain told him to drug someone, but he ended up locking the villain and a side character together instead. The trouble was, a guide’s abilities were absurdly effective on ABO characters. Whenever suppressants failed or pheromones leaked, the moment things looked ready to get heated, the little chicken sprang into action, turning the melodrama into a happy family story :) As the best person in the whole book at treating heats Wen He: You can always bury yourself in the chicken’s broad chest =w= … Some time later, the villain came to inspect Wen He’s work. Villain: Did you manage to get close to the protagonist top and go undercover for me? Wen He: It went great. Villain: How so? Wen He: I’m already in bed with the protagonist top’s brother. Villain: ? What are you doing? What the heck… I told you to go undercover, not ascend to heaven! * Si Baiheng, the protagonist top’s best friend, is the archetypal second male lead in a melodramatic novel. A handsome face, a wealthy family, a painful past, and a brooding demeanor. As an awakened NPC controlled by the plot, his wish is to be a pure alpha. Until one day he discovers that simply sticking close to that beta lets him quickly become himself again. To make sure Wen He could never leave him Throwing himself at me, Si Baiheng thought calmly and confidently. There’s no other way, is there? /Before-you-read tips/ /Playboy in public, dark and twisted alpha top in private x oblivious, emotionally steady, slow-to-warm battlefield guide bottom/ /No children. The top awakens as a sentinel in the middle and later parts of the story. He’s an emotionally sensitive man who overthinks and falls for the bottom on his own. The bottom smooths out all his anxieties with dull-edged pasta and cement, giving him a stable, happy life 🥰 /The bottom’s spirit companion really is a little chicken. Imagine a cross between a Cochin and an Orpington: unbelievably cute! /Sentinel-guide meets ABO, with chaotic, ridiculous, chicken-filled antics in a sweet, monogamous 1v1 romance. Everyone is pure~ 【A recommendation: upcoming story Picking Up My Down-and-Out Enemy from a Past Life】 ■ Younger dog-like 1 x aloof beauty ■ Enemies to friends-with-benefits | Rebirth for both | Massage romance After being reborn, Pei Yingshu never imagined he would find his down-and-out enemy from his past life in a massage parlor in such a seedy part of town. He meant to find him early and bring him into his employ. But then “Mr. Pei, tell me,” Lu Xin said, pausing leisurely. “What exactly are we to each other now?” …He hadn’t expected things to develop like this with Lu Xin. * He’d prepared a comprehensive PUA plan to train the vicious dog: appear conciliatory on the surface, apply pressure behind the scenes. But he’d overestimated himself. The first time he booked Lu Xin, he lost his temper. A top-tier omega’s skin was delicate and fragile. Lu Xin’s palm merely brushed him lightly, yet left a faint red mark, so he said, “Get out.” But the second time he booked him, Lu Xin’s calluses somehow felt perfectly smooth. His fingertips were flushed red, like the bloody line around a puppy’s nail. Pei Yingshu: …Huh? As someone extremely picky about massages, Pei Yingshu found that Lu Xin met his every requirement! His enemy still hadn’t reunited with his family. But he’d die without a massage. So, proper massages by day: Shoulder and neck work, back massage, full-body massage, essential oil spa treatments. At night, the rest. Mr. Pei, usually aloof and pale, glistened in the sunset lamp’s glow, his skin touched by the deep sheen of sandalwood oil and reflecting the wavering, dazzling light of the flame. Hearing Lu Xin’s question, his cold voice trembled slightly. “Don’t ask. Keep massaging.” 【Bonus scene】 Pei Yingshu had always been wary of Lu Xin. Only after witnessing Lu Xin privately negotiate with the Lu family did he give a quiet laugh. Just as he’d thought. He remembered how, in their previous life, Lu Xin had worn that same expression as he personally destroyed the glands of a group of alphas before Pei Yingshu. Like a male animal displaying its superiority and savage competitiveness to threaten and show off while vying for a mate. So the mad dog was still a mad dog. He’d just learned to disguise himself after being reborn. Pei Yingshu: “So you acted so tame from the start just to disgust me?” “Mm, how could that be?” Lu Xin leaned closer, putting on his familiar, harmless smile. “I thought you liked it.” “Too bad you found out it was me,” he said, rubbing the gland that was warm after being marked. The scent of sandalwood lingered. “But you did like it, didn’t you?” “No, it’s just that you give good massages.” Pei Yingshu enjoyed watching Lu Xin’s expression change abruptly. “I could keep another alpha like you.” #You’re still a long way from knowing how to make a threat Theme: Finding a sense of belonging through clashing with others