A Cultivation Guide to the Acacia Way

Also known as: A Handbook to the Handsome Men of the Cultivation World

Yu Zhexi is a closeted man who spends all his time studying every kind of erotic novel, lost in a sea of smut. He thinks transmigrating to the cultivation world is a stroke of good luck, and becoming a disciple of the Hehuan Sect is an even greater blessing.

The Hehuan Sect is great, the Hehuan Sect is wonderful, the Hehuan Sect is so good it makes him moan.

People in the cultivation world come with a beauty filter built in. Every man he meets is handsome, and there isn't an ugly one in sight. So Yu Zhexi decides to stick to the Hehuan Sect's three great principles.

One: Never sleep with anyone who isn't drop-dead gorgeous.

Two: Never sleep with anyone whose cultivation isn't profound.

Three: If they meet both requirements, it would be a crime not to sleep with them.

With a plan like that, how could he fail to ascend to the upper realm?

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The plan seems solid, but it turns out that the Hehuan Sect's disciples follow orthodox demonic cultivation methods for every art other than dual cultivation.

Dual cultivation alone, without diligent practice, won't get him very far.

After thinking it over, Yu Zhexi decides to work on both at once. He'll pursue both diligent cultivation and dual cultivation.

Besides, cultivation is boring, so it's the perfect excuse to sleep with men and relieve his stress!

His approach is simple: sleep with them, then leave. His love is reserved for handsome cultivators throughout the world.

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Bonus Scene:

A certain xx rival glares furiously at Yu Zhexi, who just ambushed him, and grits his teeth. "I'll kill you sooner or later!"

Yu Zhexi holds a bamboo-leaf sword, his eyes sparkling with irresistible allure. "If you don't like it, come take me on~"

The straight male rival immediately turns pale with shock: *&#¥...

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Reader's Guide:

One: This is a series of temporary one-on-one relationships. The male lead is everyone's favorite, and there will be some romantic rivalries.

Two: A cultivation progression story centered on the Hehuan path.

Three: The male lead's motto: "If you don't like it, come take me on, quack~"

Four: Given the premise, this story can't have both sides be inexperienced, but all the male leads are inexperienced!

Five: Cultivation levels: Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, and Deification.

Theme: Even if cultivation isn't the orthodox path, you still have to get things done!