I Told You Not to Dig Up Other People's Graves

[A wealthy, low-profile young master who loves the occult, as the bottom x a fussy, beautiful King of Hell who's lived for who knows how long and was dug up as soon as he lay down, as the top]

Lin Zhao is a struggling college student. After graduating, he does odd jobs at his family's company: sweeping, mopping, serving tea, and pouring water.

That's all the work he has to do each day. The rest of the time, he likes messing around with supernatural things.

His family thinks he's lost his mind, but they're too busy to do anything about it. So, at Lin Zhao's insistence, they watched helplessly as a half-baked Taoist priest conned him away.

Lin's parents: "There's no saving him."

Lin Zhao happily walked into the office, sat down at his desk, and received his first assignment on the night he started the job.

Lin Zhao eagerly opened it--

"...I won't do anything illegal." He was standing in the middle of a cemetery.

The old Taoist flew into a rage and flung a shovel at him. "What do you mean, rob a tomb?! We're dispelling resentment, dispelling resentment! Do you even know what that means?!"

Lin Zhao raised the shovel in his hands and asked with a long face, "For real?"

Half an hour later, Lin Zhao sat cross-legged at home, holding his phone.

A blazing red headline was trending--

#What do I do after digging up a grave and finding a living person? He also wants to come home with me (possibly gay). Waiting online, this is urgent.

1L: Is he hot?

2L: He seems, maybe, probably... insanely, unbelievably hot.

3L: If he's hot, make a move! You'd be an idiot not to take advantage.

4L: I'm straight!!!

5L: Well, you're screwed. You're about to turn gay.

6L: ...

7L: Even worse, you're about to get topped.

"..."

Lin Zhao dropped his phone and fell rigidly onto the bed. Not one person in this batch of netizens could be trusted.

"Knock, knock, knock." Three slow knocks sounded at the door. Lin Zhao, lying on his back with all four limbs in the air, threw a few punches at the empty space. "Is this ever going to end?!"

P.S. The bottom appears first. No switch roles. Who tops and bottoms depends on the story. The main plot focuses on how the bottom's and top's family backgrounds affect them, so the bottom is the main character and the story is mainly from his perspective. No other reason.

--Blurb written on 2025.3.10

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Theme: Love yourself before loving others; good and evil both meet their reward