Enjoy Every Moment

[Refined Scoundrel Who Falls for Beauty at First Sight Top × Sly, Unhinged Bottom Who Falls in Love Over Time]

Lu Shaozhuo is widely regarded as a perfect gentleman: refined, warm, modest, and courteous.

That is, until he meets Ji Chen...

Ji Chen's opinion of him is:

He's got a terrible temper, but he's good-looking.

Lu Shaozhuo can't stand that Ji fellow.

It's bad enough that he likes reading such indecent things, but he also loves teasing people.

On top of that, he's always sticking his nose into other people's business. A bona fide refined scoundrel.

Lu Shaozhuo shoots him a glare.

Ji Chen smiles helplessly. "Sweetheart, I'm a military man. You're expecting a bit too much of me."

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Lu Shaozhuo has an extreme aversion to dirt and is fastidiously clean.

If his handkerchief gets dirty, it has to be thrown away. If his clothes get dirty, they have to be changed.

Even the rug in his bedroom has to be pure white.

So after every bout of lovemaking, Lu Shaozhuo would stare at the distressing mess and frown, then order Ji Chen, in an exhausted voice, to replace the entire rug.

Once he had rested and was awake the next day, he'd rummage through the neat clothes in his wardrobe, then fly into a rage:

"Ji Yunzhou! Where have you hidden my summer socks this time?"

The great general Ji would then bring over the freshly washed summer socks, kneel on one knee so Lu Shaozhuo could rest his foot on his knee, and slowly put them on for him.

If he took too long, he would usually earn a reward from Yuan Jin:

For instance, a shove to the shoulder that sent him tumbling onto the rug, followed by that jade-like foot stepping onto his chest...

[Reading Guide]

1. Fictional setting, don't overthink it.

2. It may be a little long and includes some political intrigue, but nothing too brain-racking. The author's brain isn't up to it either (not really).

3. Both are unhinged, and the bottom is more so, but he's NOT a yandere!

4. Part of a series.

5. The main story has a tragic ending!

Written on 25/9/22 (draft completed in 2022/11)

Theme: The bright years of youth, the radiance of jade