Please Don't Raise an Evil God in the Infinite Worlds

Clingy, sticky little rice-ball eldritch god top x beautiful, tragic, secret-identity master assassin bottom

●Upcoming story: Woke Up to Find Myself with a Husband I Got for Cheap. Please add it to your collection~

Zhong Heng is a born unlucky man who chokes on water and bumps into ghosts when he walks.

His hospital roommate tricks him into boarding a bus bound for a divine town.

The roommate claims it's a place full of fairness.

So Zhong Heng sneaks out with his roommate and reaches the station in the middle of the night.

Then he watches as the man shoves him onto the bus and strolls away, perfectly at ease.

Zhong Heng: "..."

The others look at each other, then ask, "What did you get brought in for?"

Zhong Heng: "Maybe... because I'm disabled?"

But less than an hour later, they watch the supposedly disabled man, with both arms and legs perfectly intact, take out an entire group of monsters.

The other players: "..."

System warning: Player Zhong Heng has violated the rules by harming monsters. He is prohibited from buying food and drink at rest areas. Punishment duration: 72 dungeon hours.

Zhong Heng looks at the sticky, gooey monster corpses on the ground and swallows.

System: ...Players are prohibited from eating monsters.

Zhong Heng shrugs and looks up at the others. "I wasn't going to eat them."

Everyone looks at each other, then lowers their heads and shakes them. In short, not a single person believes him.

One day, Zhong Heng picks up a clingy "dandelion" in a dungeon.

At first, everything is fine, until one day, the System, which has been quiet for ages, suddenly springs back to life: "Players are prohibited from keeping high-risk eldritch gods as pets!"

Lying in a coffin, Zhong Heng pokes the thing's soft tentacle. "High-risk? This thing would die if you gave it a squeeze."

The "dandelion" itself trembles.

Zhong Heng: "...And it sheds, too."

Not long after, the System blares another alert: Players are prohibited from teasing eldritch gods.

Zhong Heng, who'd just been thinking that the System had been springing back to life awfully often lately: ? It can't mean me.

In the end, the System breaks down when it discovers that one player's recent rule violations are enough to crash it.

Most importantly, he comes with an eldritch god built in!

System: That's not fair! Why does a god need a cheat code?!

Reader's guide:

1. The top is nonhuman and has tentacles.

2. Both have secret identities, with twists!!!

3. The bottom isn't a big shot at the start! He's a relatively clever and calm newcomer who gets mistaken for a big shot and sent back to the beginner's village. He won't seem as powerful if you go in expecting him to be a big shot. Give him time to grow; he gets there later. Believe that no one is perfect, and that we're all growing toward the people we want to become.

4. Thanks to all the lovely readers for supporting the official release. Happy reading~

---Note from August 12, 2024

---Upcoming story: Woke Up to Find Myself with a Husband I Got for Cheap---

Lin Qiyu is handsome and elegant, clever and well-mannered. In the eyes of countless people, he's the perfect son-in-law and an ideal husband.

What a shame he ended up with Shen Zhizhou.

Everyone in court knows Lin Qiyu and Shen Zhizhou can't stand each other.

They passed the imperial examinations in the same year, and as they competed with each other, they were promoted much faster than everyone else.

Lin Qiyu also became a thorn in other people's sides.

At the celebration banquet, someone schemed against them, and he ended up in bed with Shen Zhizhou.

But that wasn't the end of it. Emperor Anqing blushed and rolled his eyes, then betrothed Lin Qiyu to Shen Zhizhou.

All because of an illness whose cause he couldn't even explain.

As a result, Lin Qiyu lost the position he'd worked so hard to obtain and wanted to settle old and new scores with Shen Zhizhou.

But whenever he tried to get revenge, that man always found a way to win him over.

Lin Qiyu was gradually worn down until he couldn't be bothered to fight anymore, and settled down at home to lie flat.

Later, he finally felt sorry for Shen Zhizhou, who had been sleeping on a narrow couch all along, and invited him into bed.

Shen Zhizhou lay on his back and said to him, "Qiyu, I think I've been in love with you for a long time."

Theme: Embrace kindness and warmth.