Sharp-tongued villain and chuunibyou boy / studying for exams right now. I'll start writing once I get into university. Thanks for bookmarking, and I hope we all get what we wish for!
An Zhao's dream is to save the world!
Step one: reform a major villain.
No point just wishing for it, so An Zhao quickly picks a target: the Fu family heir who gives even his brother, the alliance chairman, a headache.
Fate is on An Zhao's side. Not long after he sneaks out by climbing over the wall, he runs into the legendary heir.
The alliance's richest man, powerful in both the underworld and the legitimate world: a perfect target for reform.
An Zhao uses his not-so-great eyesight to find the right spot, then runs straight into him and puts on a pitiful act.
He tugs on the man's clothes and lifts his clean, unadorned face. "I'm lost. Could you take me home?"
Things go surprisingly smoothly. An Zhao is taken home, where he diligently plays the part of a little shadow.
Day one: Fu Chengyu is home.
Day two: Fu Chengyu is home.
Day three: Fu Chengyu goes out!
An Zhao secretly follows him. Just before he walks into a tree, someone shields his forehead with a hand.
An Zhao: "Haha, would you believe me if I said it was a coincidence?"
Fu Chengyu folds his arms and looks at him without comment. From then on, though, he gives An Zhao special permission to cling to him like an accessory.
Later, the villa gets a media room and a treatment room just for the little blind guy.
An Zhao credits this progress to his pheromones, so he takes things up a notch.
Eating, bathing, attending meetings...
Wherever Fu Chengyu goes, An Zhao's pheromones follow.
At last, Fu Chengyu can't stand it any longer. He shuts his light brain, lifts An Zhao onto the desk, braces his hands on either side of him, and envelops him in pheromones. "Do you know that acting like this around an Alpha is flirting?"
Caught in a sudden heat, An Zhao hangs up on his brother and replies with a terse message: Reforming the villain. Do not disturb.
Brother: ...?
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In New Star Calendar Year 256, war breaks out, and Fu Chengyu forms a brief alliance with the chairman.
Convinced that his "reform" has succeeded, An Zhao retires in triumph and prepares to get engaged to a former classmate as promised.
On the day of the engagement, a huge hole is blasted into the gate of the chairman's residence.
An Zhao's brother glares. "Fu Chengyu, what do you mean by this?"
The man stands at the gate, his eyes cold. He turns his gaze toward An Zhao, who is peeking out, and smiles meaningfully. "Darling, didn't you tell Chairman An that we're already having a baby?"
#What to do when your wife is about to run off with someone else
#Fu Chengyu: ) Obviously, you bring her back
Bonus scene:
The "great villain" claims to have a one-and-done solution, and An Zhao believes him.
For several days afterward, An Zhao can't get out of bed. He covers his eyes, which had only just recovered before he cried so hard that he temporarily went blind again.
Nobody told him that saving the world would be so hard on his kidneys! QAQ
Theme: A harmonious, civilized society