The Daily Life of a High School Boy

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Mu Zhaoxi finds a message in a bottle in the flower beds near the sports field. A scrap of paper is rolled up inside.

It shows an abstract little figure dropping dead and a sunflower baring its teeth.

Beneath the doodle, someone has written:

[Stop making me draw aggro! Can I get a normal teammate for once? Please!]

Mu Zhaoxi thinks for a moment, then writes:

[Then make him draw aggro instead. Love, JOJO]

Message in a bottle: [Damn, which shameless jerk drilled a hole in the boat!]

Mu Zhaoxi gets an idea: [Grab someone and plug the hole.]

Message in a bottle: [I sank to the bottom.]

Mu Zhaoxi: [Swim back up.]

The bottle disappears for a few weeks, then shows up again while Mu Zhaoxi is slacking off in PE class.

Mu Zhaoxi thinks for a moment, takes a candy from her pocket, and puts it in the bottle.

The next day, the candy is gone, replaced by a note.

[Where'd you buy this candy? It's incredible. One piece is worth six meals.]

Mu Zhaoxi: [My neighbor gave it to me.]

[Can you get your neighbor to supply more?]

Mu Zhaoxi: [That might be tricky. If she makes too much, she might end up behind bars.]

[? Am I eating human-blood buns or something?]

Mu Zhaoxi: [No way. She uses lots of ingredients, including a whole little kid.]

[???]

Mu Zhaoxi: [Witches all have a sweet tooth. Cut her some slack.]

[Who are all these neighbors of yours?]

Theme: A busy day for Joyce