Oh No, You've Caught Rabbit Fever

Zhang Anjing felt that fate had it in for him.

He had clawed his way up through the Mafia, only for a flowerpot to hit him and send him fifteen years into the future, reincarnated as a dwarf rabbit.

Every day, he argued with cats and dogs, took his roommate for walks, and had to put up with shop clerks constantly filming him on their phones. His temper was becoming harder and harder to control.

Zhang Anjing: Angry. Stomps his feet.

Clerk: So cute! (*/∇\*)

He couldn't take it anymore, so he decided to run away.

On the day of his escape, he took advantage of his roommate distracting everyone, leaped into the air, and prepared to run toward freedom and greatness.

Then

A pair of fair hands caught him securely from behind.

"Did they leave you out? Poor thing."

A shy boy stood before him, looking down with pity in his eyes.

Zhang Anjing: Aaaah!!!

On his way home from the hospital, Lu Shanmi always passed by the pet shop. One day, for some inexplicable reason, he pushed open the shop door.

The first thing he saw was a rabbit being ostracized.

It was curled up in a corner, cautiously eyeing the passing clerks. Small and helpless.

He took the poor rabbit home.

First night: Well-behaved.

Day N: Kicks over premium rabbit food, forms a gang and disappears, curses and snatches his mouse and keyboard, then chews through his data cable.

Lu Shanmi: I'm not some old-fashioned person, but could you please stop eating at the table?

The rabbit stood on the table, rolled its eyes, and stole his cake.

Lu Shanmi: qaq

One day, his deskmate nudged him and asked, holding up a phone, "Is this your rabbit?"

He looked and saw that his livestream had somehow gone live. A rabbit wearing sunglasses was standing there, drinking juice from a wineglass.

Comments flew by: [The rabbit boss has returned to its loyal livestream!]

[Congratulations to the boss for defeating evil humanity!]

Lu Shanmi was horrified: You're a rabbit!

Zhang Anjing: Submit to me!

Ever since Zhang Anjing made Lu Shanmi's home his base, his career had flourished. Every creature within a hundred-mile radius had to call him boss.

He was quite satisfied with this meal ticket, even if he cried all the time and wanted to bury his face in Zhang Anjing's fur, and kept trying to lock him in the house.

So when Lu Shanmi got into a car accident, Zhang Anjing was devastated.

He was keeping vigil by the hospital bed when two figures, one tall and one short, appeared before him, one black and one white.

The tall one in white said, "Oh dear, there was a mistake at work, and we sent you to be a rabbit. But don't worry. Build up some good karma, and you'll turn human again soon."

Zhang Anjing: "?" You son of a

As he pondered how to build up good karma quickly, he suddenly felt a burning heat across his back.

He turned around. The unconscious man had woken up.

Lu Shanmi tilted his head slightly. The timid crybaby was staring at him with an odd look in his eyes. "Build up good karma?"

Zhang Anjing: ? How did you know

"Holy crap, you can understand me?"

P.S.

A crybaby game streamer with a split personality x a short-tempered little rabbit full of bad ideas

Theme: Live life to the fullest