Lying Flat and Farming at the Strongest Military Academy

[Who Gets It? I Didn't Copy the Whole Blurb, So Here's the Full Version]

Six billion years in the future, Blue Star still orbits its white dwarf, but humanity on Blue Star has gone extinct.

The star systems wage endless wars, and every planet's resources are devoted to building up their armies.

Weilan travels straight from 2025 to six billion years in the future.

In the star system where she finds herself, anyone with potential is sent to military academy as their first choice, where they undergo brutal and grueling training.

Military academy students rise early and return late, train hard, fear no hardship or danger, and sacrifice all their personal time, including... mealtimes.

In an era when nutrient solution has completely replaced food, eating is a troublesome waste of time and energy.

Weilan: "..."

But... she needs to eat, doesn't she?!

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A strange student arrives at the strongest military academy. Whenever she isn't training, she likes to go plant crops in the hills behind the school.

At first, she only grows vegetables:

Tomato rice.

Pumpkin and chicken drumstick rice.

Kung Pao king oyster mushrooms.

The military academy students, who have just had their nutrient solution, hear their stomachs rumble.

Could they have some too?

Later, she starts growing flowers:

Roses.

Wild roses.

Peonies.

The military academy students have learned from experience: "Could you sell me some first? I just got a girlfriend."

As time goes on, Weilan grows stranger and stranger things:

More and more poisonous plants appear in the hills behind the school.

The enemy: You have no idea what we're capable of.

Poisonous plants are put to use in all kinds of advanced weapons.

The enemy: ...How about we fight fair?

Advanced weapons combined with Sun Tzu's Art of War.

The enemy: You have no shame!

Sun Tzu's Art of War combined with...

The enemy: We lost, we surrender!

Weilan: Thank you for making me the new ruler of the star system.

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