Forensic examiner Su Yan died unexpectedly while tearing into a scumbag, then woke up in the turbulent Great Zhou Dynasty.
As a modern office worker, Su Yan knows all the tricks of the trade. She's determined to become the Great Zhou Dynasty's top coroner by sucking up to people.
But things don't seem to be going the way she imagined.
When facing a corrupt official:
Su Yan: "You're so mighty and imposing, and so courageous!"
What the official hears: "Fat and stupid."
When facing an aristocrat who kidnaps women by force:
Su Yan: "You're so dignified and handsome. With your looks, countless women must be smitten with you."
What the aristocrat hears: "Ugly freak, get your pig's trotters off me!"
When facing a ruthless eunuch's lackey:
Su Yan: "You're Zhao Changshi's right-hand man. Your future is sure to be boundless!"
What the lackey hears: "At least your face is pretty. Hope you get hit by a carriage as soon as you step outside!"
The corrupt official, the aristocrat, and the lackey: "?"
When Su Yan realizes that her inner thoughts are leaking out, she is overwhelmed with grief and prepares to die.
But once again, things don't go the way she imagined.
Su Yan: "The mud on that corrupt bastard's shoe soles is unique to the mountain behind us. He's gone to hide his money, hasn't he?"
Su Yan: "Huh, the rouge on that rich kid smells just like his stepmother's."
Su Yan: "Whoa, I think I've seen that lackey's face somewhere before!"
The corrupt official, the aristocrat, and the lackey: "...Just say the word!"
Su Yan: Another day of not understanding social niceties.
Please add The Female Bandit Lady's Household Battles to your to-read list.
Wen Yi, the bandit queen of Cangcui Mountain, takes a fancy to a handsome man her underlings bring her.
The beautiful man has an ethereal, flawless appearance, with a refined and handsome air. He's the very picture of a powdered young lord.
Wen Yi approaches him with a sly smile and holds a sword to his neck. "Take him to my bed."
*
Shen Yuan is both talented and handsome, renowned throughout the capital and adored by wealthy young ladies.
Then the Shen family is suddenly demoted. The rich young master becomes a prisoner, and while being escorted to the border, he's abducted by bandits. Just as Shen Yuan thinks he's about to meet his end, a graceful young woman approaches him, a sword at his throat.
From prisoner to bandit chieftain's husband. Humiliation!
After being pardoned, Shen Yuan returns to the capital and spots a familiar figure on his bed.
Shen Yuan grits his teeth. "Bring her to my residence!"
*
Wen Yi's first day in the Shen residence.
Her sister-in-law deliberately makes things difficult for her.
Her nephew tries to humiliate her in front of everyone.
The old madam gives her the cold shoulder.
Wen Yi doesn't know how to fight household battles, but she's a master with a blade.
On the first day they make things difficult for her, Wen Yi shows off her swordsmanship.
The Shen family: "Hmph."
On the second day they make things difficult for her, Wen Yi shows off her swordsmanship again.
The Shen family: "Hmph... Hehe, we'll all do as you say, A Yi."
*
Late one quiet night, Shen Yuan is cornered at the side of the bed.
He protests, "We're married, but our union isn't proper or legitimate. Mind your manners!"
Wen Yi holds a broad sword and smiles sweetly. "You didn't say that last night, dear."
Shen Yuan: "..."
Theme: Defend our home and protect our country.
!! I have been collecting it for a long time and thought it was over! Ahhhhhhhhhhh
Chu Feng: Although I have no land, money, or house now, I have knowledge. The reason why I didn't pass the examination was because I was born at the wrong time. It's normal for a man to have three wives and four concubines. It's good for a man in your profession to marry you. Why don't you look down on me?
So I'm on the wrong CP!!! Die
Woohoo, faster, faster, I finished reading it without paying attention, so well written!
Your Highness is so cute hahahahahahahahaha
When I was a kid, my mom asked me to wear a dress I didn't like, and I refused, no matter if she said it three, five, or eight times. Don't try to dominate my thoughts
"Don't drink too much alcohol, as you may accidentally eat it, but she really needs to vent now." This is a big bug for the author~ Something went wrong
The heroine and Liang Yi are addicted, is this okay? 😂 [shut up]
Appeared suddenly, scary to death
Ahhhh, although sometimes I boast that I am a prophet, there is no need to predict success in such things!!!! You fell, your official position really came about like this 💔