I Ascended by Divorcing My Husband, Then It All Went Wrong

"Do not read this. Do not buy it. This book is badly written and full of problems. I'll revise it later ^_^"

Jiang Zhen was a ginseng spirit who had cultivated for a hundred years. At long last, he reached the Mahayana stage and was about to ascend, but because he had no money, no father, and no partner, he was kicked back down to the mortal realm.

To make matters worse, he had also lost his Mahayana cultivation.

Jiang Zhen: "..."

It's fine. He had a good temper. He could put up with it.

He couldn't do anything about being broke or fatherless, but couldn't he still find a partner?

He set his sights on the aloof immortal from the upper realm who had descended to undergo tribulations.

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Lately, Xie Yu of Mingjian Sect had been rather troubled.

The reason was simple: He had been a heaven-blessed prodigy, laying his foundation at seven and forming his Golden Core at fifteen. His future had been limitless. He had gone to the secret realm hoping to break through to the Nascent Soul stage.

But then he met someone: a beautiful, cheerful young man who claimed to have been his wife in a past life.

What nonsense. Only a fool would believe that.

Later, he found himself unable to resist the young man after all.

Then they got married.

Then his wife took a blade for him and disappeared.

After dying of grief, Xie Yu's soul returned to its proper place, and he immediately set about restoring his partner's soul.

But he discovered that his Dao partner was standing in the immortal realm, smiling at him as brightly as ever.

So this was a fraud who had used him to ascend!

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Jiang Zhen had assumed that someone as gifted as Xie Liwei, after being deceived by him and dying of heartbreak as a laughingstock, would be at least a little angry, even if he had cultivated the Heartless Dao.

So on the night he ascended, he panicked when he heard that Xie Yu had died of heartbreak in the mortal realm.

But then he saw that cold, mountain-like immortal approach him, a sword on his back and his hands clasped behind him. In a low voice, the immortal said, "You may not believe this, but in our previous life, I was your husband."

"..."

The Heartless Dao you cultivated is fake, isn't it!!!!

A somewhat foolish shou with an all-consuming passion for his career + an icy gong who stubbornly cultivates the Heartless Dao despite being unable to master it.

My next novel will be The Kitten Is Not Allowed to Online Date, also known as A Kitten's Guide to Online Dating Disasters ^_^

Blurb:

1.

Chi Su was a pure white Napoleon cat. His daily life at university consisted of eating his fill, sleeping, and then eating again, all while accepting food from the students.

One day, his favorite feeder suddenly burst into tears while feeding him and murmured, "Shang Zhixing, you scumbag..."

Chi Su was shocked. Seeing his feeder sobbing so hard she could barely catch her breath, he decided to avenge her.

But demons weren't allowed to hit people, and a cat certainly couldn't bully anyone. After racking his brains, Chi Su spotted a guy in the campus forum who had been scammed in an online relationship, drinking his sorrows away...

2.

Five days later, Chi Su had used up all his brain cells. He put his phone on the sofa and pressed his lips together in frustration.

Shang Zhixing was impossible to reason with, and he'd even blocked him!

So angry that he was practically steaming, Chi Su changed his profile picture to his own little cat paw, hoping to cool off.

A red notification dot suddenly appeared beside a contact.

Shang Zhixing: You there? Show me the cat.

Chi Su: ?

What a jerk. He's a cat person, of all things.

3.

Shang Zhixing had been having a run of bad luck lately. Not only was he being pestered by a girl with a weird profile picture, but the pure white Napoleon Munchkin cat he liked most on campus was suddenly ignoring him too.

At first, he assumed the kitten wasn't friendly, but then he saw it roll over and show its belly to someone else. Shang Zhixing was intensely jealous.

By chance, he discovered that the strange girl whose account he had blocked had changed her profile picture to the paw of the aloof little cat! So he humbly asked for advice, and the next day he successfully got to pet the kitten.

The catch was that he had to chat with the other person in return...

4.

Chi Su sold his charms as a cat while chatting with Shang Zhixing. At long last, it was time for them to meet in person after dating online! But then he unexpectedly discovered that Shang Zhixing wasn't actually a scumbag!

Chi Su was stunned. He realized he had told a huge lie. After thinking it over, he decided to come clean and apologize to his cat-loving target, hoping to be forgiven.

Shang Zhixing: ? It's fine.

Shang Zhixing: Let me bury my face in you for a bit.

A while later, a fair-skinned young man was pressed against a floor-to-ceiling window, thrust into until his voice broke into sobs, while a head was buried against his lower belly, breathing deeply.

"Mm... stop sucking..."

"Just let me bury my face here a little longer."

"Mm..."

[A silly, easily flustered kitten shou x a seemingly cold-hearted gong who is actually a cat lover]

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