I'm Not Cut Out for This, Just Fire Me!

Zhu Yu, male, died suddenly after rewarding himself too many times, then woke up in an ABO world.

Here, gender was no longer divided into male and female, but into ABO. As an utterly ordinary person, Zhu Yu naturally turned out to be a plain beta.

But he even lost the last shred of beta dignity. He was more ordinary than an ordinary beta, just another face in the crowd.

Not only could he not smell pheromones, he was also completely... invisible to everyone.

That’s right. His death had been so tragic that fate punished him in this life by making him impotent.

He couldn’t get it up...

While he was a pathetic little nobody, his opposite number was a young, accomplished, devastatingly handsome top Alpha who had inherited a conglomerate at a tender age. Zhu Yu’s parents praised him to the skies every day.

Worse still, Zhu Yu’s father couldn’t stand seeing him laze around all day, so he pulled some strings and got him a job at the other man’s company.

...As his assistant, no less.

Looking at the imposing Alpha in his exquisitely tailored suit by the floor-to-ceiling windows, Zhu Yu thought:

“People envy what they don’t have.”

“Impotent people often have twisted personalities.”

“I haven’t thought of the rest yet.”

Anyway, Zhu Yu decided to do his best to get fired so he could go home and keep lazing around.

For example, he made a cup of hellishly bitter coffee in the morning, using a lethal dose of coffee grounds and not a single grain of sugar.

The other man picked up the cup and drank it without expression. “Not bad.”

At a party, Zhu Yu was surrounded by all sorts of beautiful young women. He watched the Alpha scare away every potential admirer with his clumsy, wild-boar-like approach.

The other man stood behind him with a glass of wine, approval in his eyes. “Very good.”

Watching all his efforts backfire, Zhu Yu, who was gradually being promoted to chief eunuch, was utterly devastated.

What on earth could he do to get himself fired?

Wait, I want to get fired, not laid!!!

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