I Really Want to Die Today, Too

[Beautiful ghost bottom x cool ghost-hunting master top]

After Li Xushi died, he became a ghost who was incredibly hard to kill. Until he died for good, he couldn’t be reincarnated. Countless ghost hunters were at a loss, saying there might be only one person who could save him.

Word had it that this master specialized in dealing with vengeful spirits and evil ghosts, and the fiercer they were, the more effortlessly he captured them.

Li Xushi thought: Surely he won’t refuse to help an innocent, kind little ghost like me move on!

But when he excitedly poked his head out of the soul lamp, Li Xushi was stunned.

The newcomer wore a black robe and looked every bit the gentleman. He stared at Li Xushi with lowered eyes for a long moment, then grabbed him and shoved him back into the soul lamp as he tried to turn and flee.

“Don’t kill this one. I have a score to settle with him.”

*

His only lifeline was the sworn enemy he’d had in life. If he wanted to die, all he had to do was go find him.

Possessing a wildcat and wrecking the place like a meteor hitting Earth, blowing a chilly wind and dropping bird poop into Yan Beichi’s food, dancing wildly in the middle of the night to scare him... Li Xushi tried practically every way he could think of to test Yan Beichi’s limits.

Once he’d tried them all, he discovered in horror that his sworn enemy wasn’t angry at all. In fact, he seemed to be enjoying it!

After Li Xushi ran out of tricks and took a day off, Yan Beichi asked, “Don’t feel like dying today?”

Li Xushi was enjoying a table full of desserts, tasting them with the talisman paper Yan Beichi had given him. Suddenly, he understood and babbled, “I get it, Yan Beichi. You’re deliberately not killing me so you can stop me from being reincarnated and torment me, aren’t you? That’s such a sinister way to get revenge!”

Yan Beichi casually pushed a cup of warm, sweet milk toward him and gave a mocking smile. “Oh. You finally figured it out?”

“...?”

666. He wasn’t even pretending anymore.

*

Until one day, Li Xushi accidentally fell under a Soul-Scattering Curse. If he wasn’t reincarnated within half an hour, he would never be able to pass on.

Yan Beichi stood in the corner, wiping his sword without moving an inch. His face was dark, as if he were in a foul mood because he wouldn’t be able to keep tormenting Li Xushi.

Li Xushi gave up all hope and said, “I admit I’m really annoying, but Yan Beichi, making someone’s soul scatter into nothing is taking things a bit too far, ”

The copper-coin sword suddenly pierced his heart, and a damp kiss caught him off guard, silencing the rest of his words.

Then came a muffled confession: “I like you.”

Half an hour later.

For some reason, the ghost Li Xushi hadn’t died. He and Yan Beichi stood staring at each other.

The air was terrifyingly still, as if someone had died.

Li Xushi pretended to pick at his ear and casually said, “Sorry, I didn’t hear you just now. What did you say?”

*

Mutually exclusive and devoted, one-on-one, happy ending, unrequited love, sworn enemies

1. At heart, this is a sweet romance, not excessively scary. Chapters with a little horror will be marked with * in the title. The more stars, the scarier the chapter, according to the author’s own courage. It’s all made up, set in an alternate world, and all the strange talismans are the author’s inventions, so don’t take them too seriously.

2. The top will eventually find a way to return the bottom’s soul to his body.

Theme: Be a good person