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“The jacaranda symbolizes waiting for love in despair, but I hope you never despair, even if you lose love...”

“My Ying, I love you.”

The anti-addiction boyfriend product had just launched, and Li Ying ordered one without hesitation. But when the delivery person brought it to her door, she realized the product didn't match the listing.

“Where's my handsome guy?”

Even knowing that the service was provided by a real person, Li Ying was still on the verge of a breakdown. She contacted customer service to argue for a refund, but the boyfriend hugged her first. “My Ying, are you waiting for me in despair?”

Li Ying gave the idiot a sharp flick on the nose. “Dummy, my Ying isn't the Ying in jacaranda. I'm a red-flowered Ying!”

After Li Ying insisted, they finally replaced her boyfriend with another one.

But this boyfriend was far too stiff and proper. He did everything couples were supposed to do, and then some.

Li Ying wanted kisses, hugs, and to be lifted up high. Her boyfriend recited the Dao De Jing to her.

When Li Ying got drunk and wanted to cuddle, her boyfriend made her hangover soup, told her to read and study, and urged her to improve herself.

When Li Ying poured out her troubles to him, her boyfriend rubbed her shoulders and prepared an anti-depression package for her. Then he used tough love, warning that if she didn't work harder, she wouldn't be able to renew her lease on him.

Li Ying... damn it.

She really was starting to get addicted to this product.

Three months later, at a class reunion, Li Ying saw the anti-addiction boyfriend she had ordered and returned. Dressed in a suit, he smiled at her. “Come here.”

But Li Ying didn't dare go over. She was afraid.

But her boyfriend was just too handsome. Li Ying had already fallen for him.

Theme: Distinguishing the false from the real