You Promised Sweet Romance, So Why Are You Torturing the Male Lead for Fun?

Warning: Due to strict censorship, this story has been revised many times, resulting in plot holes and awkward interactions. Later chapters are written more like an outline. By reading, you agree to accept content that may have been changed beyond recognition.

The pregnancy tag refers to roleplay in some worlds. There won't be any babies in the main story.

1v1 pseudo-anthology, white finless porpoise x black-and-gold Pomeranian

Married First, Love Later (BO)

An unmarked EGA can only conceive a child with their true love.

The male lead is forced into marriage because his family is on the verge of bankruptcy.

The puppy he took by force begs her husband for his cock during her heat.

The Other Species

A notorious hunter of other species meets a young doomsday boss.

The supreme pollutant rules over calamity, but for now, it's only a little tentacle monster huddling in a sewage pit.

How pitiful, the hunter thinks.

So the hunter reveals a cross and silver chains, determined to teach it a proper lesson.

The Cultivation Sect's Child Bride

The Loyal Minister

When the old emperor flies into a rage over being cuckolded, the crown prince saves the person the old emperor... [text censored]

Grateful to the point of tears, the [text censored] grows up to become his brother's most useful blade.

Even when impeached by a joint memorial, he can calmly face death.

That day, a thoroughly corrupt traitor died on the execution ground, and a new lover, forbidden to be seen, joined the imperial harem.

"Yueyue, you've worked hard. Don't be a loyal minister anymore. Be my empress."

(The bottom isn't recorded in the imperial genealogy and isn't on the same household register.)

Immortal-Binding Rope

A young physician was practicing alone in the mountains when he encountered an "immortal" who had descended to the mortal realm.

The "immortal" was badly injured and treated the physician as a cauldron, taking what he wanted from him without restraint.

Until the physician obtained a miraculous treasure...

(Some jokes will be used again in You Don't Want Your Secret Exposed, but it's a completely different story. The characters in the other novel have much higher moral standards, and its story is much more sweet and wholesome.)

Marrying Up

The poor, brilliant military academy student says he and my younger brother are just friends.

The Cultivation Sect's Child Bride

That young Sword Saint is acting as a dog for a good-for-nothing who can't cultivate.

After Ascension

Ling Yue cultivated painstakingly for years before ascending to the divine realm. One of his secrets for staying alive: never pick up random things nobody wants by the roadside.

But Ling Yue still picked up a little fish with no spiritual awareness in the divine realm.

Only much later did Ling Yue learn that you shouldn't pick up just any fish, either.

Theme: You can't have your cake and eat it too