Bro, Stop Licking Me, Bro

The Dragon Proud Heaven's closest friend is actually a groveling simp for the protagonist of an angst novel, destined for an untimely death?

Xue Chao, an ordinary Beta, gets a mission from the System: sign in at various locations in a melodramatic angst novel and save his close friend Fu Yang.

Xue Chao is so appalled he suffers both physical and emotional trauma, but Fu Yang still sticks to the protagonist like a shadow.

The Omega wears a gloomy expression, wishing he could kill those two scumbags.

Xue Chao: All those years of friendship, wasted in the end. (In a deadpan voice.)

You weren't nearly this crazy when we were doing unspeakable things together.

In the end, as Xue Chao considers whether to sign Dragon Proud Heaven up for grad school exam prep or get him vision correction surgery,

his buddy, in heat, locks him up.

Now that's a high-level game.

Fu Yang: The System said you'd simp yourself to death, and that I could save you by signing in. But you like him so much, so the only way I can protect you is to lock you up.

Xue Chao: .

#So you have a System too

#So which one of us is the simp, me or you

#Can you leave us alone? Let me out before the cells I'm growing really die

#And don't put a collar on me. This is the People's Republic of China, not the old days

A brilliant medical student with a closed-off heart and a sharp tongue, a Beta

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An overbearing CEO's spoiled-wife-type, hopelessly lovestruck Omega

The seme has Asperger's syndrome, but it doesn't affect his daily life.

Childhood friends turned lovers. Sweet story. No doctor-patient relationship between the seme and uke, no second gender differentiation, and no pregnancy in the main story.

At no point in the timeline have the seme or uke dated or slept with the original protagonists.

Theme: Loving yourself matters.