Who Are You Calling a Captain-Dreaming Fangirl?!

Sharp-tongued, cowardly, spoiled bottom X refined, depraved, scheming top

Ever since Shen Zhimian was old enough to remember, his neighbor Yan Huai had always been the kind of kid his parents called "the child next door."

Yan Huai was handsome, did well in school, and was even better at games than him. Shen Zhimian found him more and more irritating, while Yan Huai kept hanging around him for no reason. It drove Shen Zhimian crazy, especially since Yan Huai always put on an innocent, well-behaved act in front of other people.

Shen Zhimian secretly vowed: I have to find a way to win one back!

As long as Yan Huai was having a bad day, Shen Zhimian was happy.

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The only recommended admission spot at Jing University went to Yan Huai.

But on the first day of registration, Shen Zhimian heard that Yan Huai had given up his studies to join an esports team.

Shen Zhimian's eyes lit up: The model student who'd always been perfect was finally about to crash and burn!

Who could have guessed that a year later, the trending topics #AAA'sDebutIsTheirPeak, #AAAExcelsInSchoolAndSports, and #CongratsToAAAForTakingChineseEsportsToTheOlympics would dominate the charts for three days straight?

In the dark, Shen Zhimian was so furious he nearly passed out.

If I don't make his life miserable, I'm not a Shen!

And then...

Fresh from winning the world championship, Yan Huai opened his phone and found an outrageously over-the-top love video. It was rocketing up the trending list, climbing one place every second.

In the video, Shen Zhimian was all dolled up, speaking in a cutesy voice and winking frantically at the camera. "Brother Yan Huai, you're so handsome, I love you so much!"

"Hi! Marry me!"

"I want to have Yan Huai's babies!"

For the first time, Yan Huai's calm expression cracked.

...Who came up with a plan that hurts the enemy once but costs you eight million times over?

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After learning that Yan Huai was being hounded by frenzied wife-fangirls, Shen Zhimian saw him repeatedly come down hard on fans and tell them to behave. Yan Huai looked thoroughly harassed and deeply victimized. Somehow, Shen Zhimian came up with what he thought was the greatest idea of the century:

He would disguise himself as one of Yan Huai's frenzied wife-fangirls.

He never imagined that after his first video went viral, Yan Huai would be so fed up that he'd haul him straight back to the team and order everyone to keep him under close watch.

This was exactly what Shen Zhimian wanted:

He could play professionally and get right up in Yan Huai's face to mess with him!

Best of both worlds!

Rubbing his hands together, Shen Zhimian was eager to get started and make Yan Huai's life miserable once and for all...

But then Yan Huai grabbed him, pinned him down, and gave him a vivid demonstration of what a real "getting down to business" looked like.

With red-rimmed eyes and trembling as he cried, Shen Zhimian earnestly explained again and again, "I'm really not one of your wife-fangirls!"

Yan Huai, who always seemed like a noble gentleman, calm as the moon and clear as the wind... showed him no mercy at all :)

After begging in vain, Shen Zhimian cursed furiously, "I'm your biggest anti-fan now!"

Yan Huai smiled and pressed him down again. His hoarse voice sounded beside Shen Zhimian's ear:

"Even an anti-fan is still a fan."

Shen Zhimian: ...

Damn it!

Can I just quit being your fan and become your anti-fan or what?!

#IBecomeYourWifeFanForYou #WifeFanWinsHisHeartThenInstantlyTurnsAntiFan #AfterQuittingTheFandomTheOriginalGotMeToLoveHimByForce #ThanksForAskingTheDistanceBetweenFanAndIdolCan'tBeNegative

And also...

"Who did you say was your dream guy?!"

Yan Huai: .

Theme: Love is the surrender of free will