How to Raise a Beautiful Wife

Sunny crybaby drama queen X taciturn, jealous father figure

The two dads in Little Fish Pond are so in love that they travel the world together, so he was raised by the older boy next door.

When the boy next door was seven, he played a prince in a school performance. Little Fish Pond sat obediently below to watch. As the dragon prepared to eat the prince, he felt a tug on his legs.

Four-year-old Little Fish Pond wrapped his arms around the dragon's leg and pleaded, "Please, please, eat me first! I'm chubby, and I've got lots of meat! Don't eat my big brother QAQ."

"Please, please."

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Everyone in Haicheng knew that the executive director of Changxing, Zheng, had a ridiculously spoiled child. Special attendants took care of every need, and whenever he was upset, his mouth would turn down and he'd burst into tears within two seconds. "Just you wait! I'll get my dad to send a whole truckload of Bread Men after you!"

His biological father: "."

He spoiled the kid so rotten that if the boy wanted the Jade Rabbit in the sky, his father would help launch a rocket to catch it.

He had a short temper and was stubborn as a mule. If anyone used his favorite eraser in kindergarten when he was six, he'd remember it all the way through college and make them buy him ten boxes as compensation.

That is, until his parents were called to school. The couple pushed open the teacher's office door, only to find their son still arguing with another kid, full of bluster: "Just you wait! I'll get my boyfriend to deal with you!"

The two of them: "?" Since when did he start dating?

To keep their son from being led astray by some blond-haired punk, they hurriedly sent him to the neighbors' to be straightened out.

The neighbors' son was three years older than Yu Tang. He came from a single-parent family and had been eating and doing homework at their house since childhood. Their parents got along well, and the two boys had grown up together. The neighbor's kid wasn't much of a talker, and people standing near him felt as if the temperature had dropped three degrees. But he was the only one who could keep this little tyrant in line.

The couple sheepishly led their son to the neighbors' house by the ear. "He listens to you."

"He's a menace at school, and he's even dating. He's really going astray. Please help us teach him a lesson!"

Xiao Zhengmian nodded and took Yu Tang's schoolbag. "I'll teach him, don't worry, Uncle."

The couple were relieved. With the neighbor there to discipline him, their unfilial son would surely be put in his place.

Next door.

The little tyrant, who had been trembling outside the door, changed completely as soon as he came in. He plopped onto the sofa and wailed, "My ear hurts so much! I need a hug to make it better QAQ."

"Aaaaaah! Why are you dragging me into the bedroom?!"

Xiao Zhengmian: "To teach you a lesson."

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The entertainment industry has recently been flooded with news about him. People online are baffled about how an unknown actor could get such great opportunities. Newcomer Yu Tang's first role was in a film by a Golden Sun Award-winning director, where he acted alongside a Best Actor. Whenever Yu Tang is around, even the biggest stars are relegated to supporting roles.

A reporter asked, "What do your parents do? Why do you have such great opportunities as a newcomer?"

Yu Tang: "My dad runs a little flower shop on the street, and my other father works at a company. As for my boyfriend... um, he cooks for me at home. I guess you could say he's my manager. He takes care of everything for me."

A famous director: "..."

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Childhood friends, a slow-paced story starting when they are little, with plenty of everyday family life. The main couple don't get together until after they turn eighteen.

Another completed book in the same series: Marry Me a Little Chestnut, a sweet-and-sour romance~

Possible warning: the couple are very clingy. The shou is talkative and super outgoing, a social menace. Sweet after-meal treats. Probably not too long.

The following is a preview! Please add it to your collection~ -- Dear readers, here's the preview for Please Comfort Me

Liao Niannian X Liao Wenchuan

Spoiled blind shou X ruthless, devoted gong (pseudo-incest, older gong)

Liao Wenchuan's father was a notorious piece of garbage in the village. He went to the city for work, found another woman, and drove Liao Wenchuan's mother to her death. Liao Wenchuan grew up with this beast of a father, who did nothing but drink and beat him. When he was eight, his father brought home a pregnant woman, who gave birth to his younger brother, Liao Niannian.

From the moment he learned to walk, Liao Niannian was an incredibly clingy child. He drove Liao Wenchuan crazy. This was the son of the mistress, born of a shameful affair, and Liao Wenchuan hated him. Still, the little boy would patter over barefoot again and again, wrap his arms around Liao Wenchuan's neck, and kiss him endlessly, asking in a muffled voice, "Brother Chuan, big brother, do you like me today?"

Liao Wenchuan always said, "Stay away from me."

Liao Niannian's eyesight was poor from the age of three, and by six, he was completely blind. The hospital said treatment would cost a fortune. They also discovered that he wasn't the old bastard's biological son. That same year, the family's recently revived business went bankrupt, the woman fled from the bottomless pit that was the household, and his father was buried in debt.

The old bastard cooked dinner one night and said everything would be all right in the future. Liao Wenchuan thought he'd changed his ways, but the meal was laced with pesticide.

When he woke up again, the old bastard had died from the poison. The pesticide had burned Liao Wenchuan's throat so badly he couldn't speak. The doctor said, "Is that blind boy your little brother? In the middle of winter, he ran several miles, begging people to help bring you here."

Liao Niannian was blind, yet he'd felt his way along the main road in the freezing wind, stumbling countless times. He'd gone home and begged people to pool their money to save his brother.

Frostbite covered Liao Niannian's hands and feet, and he was burning with fever and barely conscious. He clung tightly to Liao Wenchuan and whispered, "Brother, don't die. Don't leave me behind."

Liao Wenchuan stroked his head. All he could do was hold him tightly and try to comfort him.

He couldn't speak, and Liao Niannian couldn't see.

But wherever Liao Wenchuan went, he always held tightly to his precious boy's hand.

Years later, Liao Wenchuan blasted mines and dug for coal, becoming a genuine coal boss. Amidst the wolves circling and the decline of the north, he carved out a place for himself.

Meanwhile, a blind pianist appeared at a grand theater in Beijing.

During an interview, Liao Niannian couldn't find the camera. His brother snapped his fingers in the crowd, and Liao Niannian turned toward the sound with a bright smile.

Liao Niannian had run away many times. He had also wanted to die many times.

As a child, he'd clung to his brother. As he grew up, he realized he was just a burden to him. They weren't related by blood, and Liao Wenchuan owed him nothing. He thought about running away, but Liao Wenchuan blocked every path. Eventually, the words he said most often were, "Stay closer to your big brother."

"Please, Liao Niannian. Don't leave your big brother alone."

"Your surname is Liao. You're a Liao, just like Liao Wenchuan."

No matter who Liao Niannian's father was, from the day Liao Wenchuan chose to hold the boy in his arms, Liao Niannian became his child.

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The struggles of two little bitter melons. They can't live without each other. Both the gong and shou are very hardworking. Period drama, building a fortune. The romance should be sweet, bittersweet, then sweet again and again.

The shou is sweet-tongued but ruthless. The gong has severe separation anxiety, and will regain his ability to speak midway through the story.

Theme: Happiness is the guiding light of life.