After Kissing the Wrong Boyfriend, They All Started Fighting Over Me

* My next book, I'm Really Not a Thing [Quick Transmigration], is now underway! Please add this sweet little treat to your reading list! * 🥐🐕 The print edition is out now. Follow @Xiao Yuan Yu Ni on Weibo for giveaways and fanworks. * College campus / stealing someone's partner / sunny ghost boy / both leads' first time / happy ending / sweet romance Wen Chun pursued Xu Wang for three years, and at last he said yes. But there was a problem. Xu Wang was a cold, proud prodigy. Even after they started dating, he never treated her warmly, let alone cuddled with her. Other couples were inseparable, but they hadn't even kissed. In the library, Xu Wang was dozing with his head on the desk. Wen Chun went to wash her face. After working up her nerve again and again, she sneaked back to his side and gently kissed his cheek. Who could have guessed what happened next? That face lifted up. Puppy-dog eyes, a baby face, the look of a pretty boy from the late twentieth century. The problem was... He wasn't her boyfriend! - Later, at the basketball court, this guy showed up with a face so handsome it was practically an offense against humanity, and a hide so thick it was unbelievable. Right in front of Xu Wang, he confessed to Wen Chun. “It's okay if you have a boyfriend.” Lu Tao leaned toward her, smiling brightly. “If someone's under the basket, does that mean you can't shoot?” - Lu Tao is a perfectly ordinary guy. He's only got a little money, a few connections, a silver tongue, some brains, and a face that's more than just a little handsome. In his life, he's only truly good at two things: stealing the ball and guarding what's his. - Bonus - The Successful Male Lead's Guide to Self-Improvement: [1] Convince yourself: “She walks away all meekly when others look down on her, but comes at me with everything she's got. How is that not special treatment?” [2] Make your move: Find a chance to walk beside her, and casually flash a challenging smile at her actual boyfriend in the distance. [3] Keep up the pressure: Drop hints to make her boyfriend look bad; when in doubt, be direct and confess. [4] Work the angles: Team up with Dad to discuss an arranged marriage with Wen Chun's mother, instantly becoming the legitimate fiancé (pending discussion). Aspire to be the first mistress to turn the tables and become the main wife! * He's called a male ghost, but he's not gloomy or creepy. More accurately, he's a sunny, clingy ghost: 90% sunshine, 10% clinginess. The kind of dog who haunts you relentlessly, shamelessly breaks into your home to steal you away, and, even when you hit him, just smiles and asks you to hit him again. * While dating Xu, the heroine remains faithful in both body and heart. The hero gets his chance only after she breaks up. * They're both foodies. The heroine has dated before; the hero hasn't, though she thinks he has. He joins a one-week couple show that's strictly for meals. The closest they get is sitting at the same table to eat. They've never even touched. The “playboy” rumor is a misunderstanding, and it gets cleared up in the end. His body, heart, and reputation are all spotless. “If you look down on me, I'll meekly walk away.” “Hello, you adorable flattened croissant, you're so cute.” “Spring is the season for toon scrambled eggs, pickled pork and bamboo shoots, winter-to-spring rice, and cherry cake.” * Recommended: another story where the second male lead gets the girl, the completed novel next door, Cotton Dolls and the Empathic Bond Between Us - - - - - New book is underway! Please add it to your reading list - - - - - I'm Really Not a Thing Also known as: Happily Ever After After Turning into Some Kind of Thing. A collection of sweet stories. The heroine or hero may transform. All stories are first-time, one-on-one romances. Written in third person. 🧸 1. Turned into a Doll and Taken Home by a Delinquent Sweet girl x cool guy. A naturally clueless girl x a fake delinquent. A sweet high school romance. Ming Luo turned into a doll inside a claw machine, and Yu Ye won her and took her home. One night, in his bedroom, she suddenly turned back into a human. Their eyes met. Ming Luo tried not to look at Yu Ye's lean waist and abs. “...Hi?” Yu Ye: ... * “Are you so nice to me because I used to be your doll?” “No.” “Then why?” Yu Ye said expressionlessly, “Because you're too much trouble.” Ming Luo turned her back to him. “I'm not thanking you anymore.” The person behind her seemed to chuckle softly, then murmured, “You could be even more trouble.” / “Could you tell me again how you won me from among all the dolls in that whole claw machine?” 🔮 2. Dream Bro's Diary Some people dream about fictional characters. Others dream about their idols. Ran Meng is different. She dreams about the handsome older brother her mother got from her new marriage. With all her girlish longing bottled up, Ran Meng lets loose in her diary every night. [It's all Brother's fault. He's totally an incubus, isn't he? He's given me a crush on him and made me want to be his sister-in-law. Every morning, the first thing I do when I get up is look in the mirror and squeal, “I'm your sister-in-law!”] [Brother is so handsome, and such a great husband. He makes me breakfast. I want to eat his breakfast for the rest of my life. It would be so wonderful if I could marry him. Every day I'd open my eyes and see his face right in front of me. He'd kiss me and coax me into sleeping a little longer, then make breakfast. Once it was ready, he'd come in to help me get dressed and put on my socks, then carry me off to wash up. If I were still sleepy, he'd sit me on his lap and feed me... I'd be so happy, so happy, so happy. Brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, I love you so much, sob] She had no idea. Every night when she fell asleep, her brother turned into this diary and read every word. 🌙 3. The Arranged-Marriage CEO's Necktie My arranged-marriage husband is perfect in every way, except that he has a beloved white moonlight he can never have. I have one, too. It's him. One day, I complimented his tie. After that, I somehow turned into it. And I “disappeared.” Who knew my usually calm and gentle husband would suddenly become a different person? What I never expected was... He wore me every day. At night, he'd take me off, wrap me around his hand, and walk into the bathroom. All the while, he murmured my name. A true white moonlight x a “widower” who goes mad and turns into a ghost after losing his wife #TheWhiteMoonlightIsn'tTheOneHeLovesThePersonByHisSideIsHisTrueLove# 👓 4. My Ex-Boyfriend Turned into My Glasses and Now Bullies Every Guy I Meet My boyfriend's personality was just as unbearable as his face was handsome. The heroine finally couldn't take it anymore, and he became her ex. Then one day, her glasses suddenly came to life. Only she could hear them speak, and the voice and tone were exactly like her ex-boyfriend's. “Baby, why are you embarrassed? I've seen every part of you. You don't need to take your glasses off.” “Who are the third and fifth people from the top in your friend requests? They look like guys. Did you break up with me because of them?” “So this is the kind of guy you like now? He's so ugly.” The heroine couldn't take it anymore. “Which one of your eyes saw me liking him?” “Both your eyes did. You looked at him for a full six seconds!” College campus, sweet romance. A narcissistic, spoiled, love-brained guy who uses his looks to get away with anything. 📱 5. Siri for a Suicidal Boy Hi, Siri. Hello. How can I help you? Remind me to kill myself in half an hour. Okay, I've set... Just kidding!! * Younger brother: “Sometimes I wonder, if we're all destined to die, why do people live? Life is meaningless. We're just matter resisting entropy, controlled by hormones and swept along by the times...” Older sister: “What are you mumbling about? Hurry up and charge my phone. I want to watch a mukbang.” “...Oh.” An unreliable, down-to-earth older sister x a cold, weary, world-weary boy with devoted-husband vibes “I know you want to die, but don't do it just yet. Come on, kid, let's go see spring.” 😴 6. My Childhood Friend's Big Brother Turned into My Little Plushie Also known as You Can Only Have Me as Your Toy Jiang Shixiu, the eldest son of the Jiang family, is gentle yet stern, refined and restrained, and utterly indifferent to others. No one knows that after presiding over a serious, decisive meeting, this man looks at the plush doll on the pink bed during a video call and lowers his lashes. He asks softly, “Isn't having me enough?” 🩺 7. My Arranged-Marriage CEO Husband's Doctor Friend Turned into My Search Engine I'm a rich young lady, married off to a CEO in an arranged marriage, and I suddenly discover that I'm the villainess in an angst-filled novel. My CEO husband and the innocent white-flower heroine have their hate-filled sex, while he stays chaste in front of me. I'm in the prime of my youth, all alone in an empty room. How can I put up with that? Every day, I go online to look up silk stockings, explicit stories, and erotic comics. I take matters into my own hands and make my own happiness! Then one day, my useless husband's surprisingly dependable doctor friend stopped in front of me. He looked at me with a complicated expression, his gaze shifting before he said seriously, “You should take it easy.” Me: ? /Two normal people in an old-school angst novel 🍰 7. My Crush Turned into a Little Cake The apocalypse came, and other people turned into zombies. But my cold, hard crush turned into a soft, fragrant little cake. What terrible luck. I'm obsessed with cake. * I'm starting to understand how vampires feel when they fall in love with humans. * Then I awakened a plant-based ability. Every morning, I'd wake up and play with my crush like a dress-up doll. If I wanted strawberry cake, I'd cover him in strawberries. If I wanted grape cake, I'd toss grapes at him. 😈 This cake crush of mine smells so good 🤤... I mean, looks so pretty. 🥺 He won't notice if I sneak a lick of the frosting, right? 😋🥺🥺 Crush: ... /Ice prince x little ray of sunshine Theme: Every grain of rice is hard-earned.