Boyfriend User Manual

Thick clouds stretched beyond the airplane window.

Lin Yijian had set her alarm for four in the morning to catch this early flight. She glanced at the view outside, lost interest, and looked away, trying to find a comfortable position to sleep in.

Just as she was about to close her eyes, she heard a voice beside her say, “What heavy snow.”

Lin Yijian: ???

It wasn't snowing today.

She turned her head in confusion. The cabin was quiet, and no one seemed to have said anything.

The plane continued along its planned route. The clouds ahead began to thin, revealing the ground below, and Lin Yijian heard the voice sound surprised. “Are we in the sky?”

Lin Yijian: “...!”

She was horrified to realize the voice was coming from inside her own head.

#Can studying too hard for finals make you hear things? #

#Why is there another person's voice in my head, and why is it a man's voice? #

#Self-diagnosing schizophrenia#

#How can I tell if I have a personality disorder? #

#My second personality seems to be (crossed out) an idiot (crossed out) a little lacking in common sense#

After going through the standard online self-diagnosis process for an incurable condition, from “just starting out” to “ready for the grave,” Lin Yijian finally accepted that the soul of a young ancient general had joined her body.

After that...

“The Ten Dangers of Sitting Too Long,” “Giving Up Exercise: A Slow Suicide,” “Exercise Can Make You Smarter”...

Lin Yijian read the eye-catching online headlines, then looked at her own body, and found herself locked in an intense inner struggle.

Mind: Body, you need to get moving.

Body: No. I refuse.

Lin Yijian: “...”

She decided to ask someone outside herself for help. “Li Weizhao!”

The next second, another person took control of her body. Lin Yijian watched herself get up, change clothes, put on running shoes, and head downstairs with incredibly smooth movements.

A gentle breeze brushed her cheek, and dappled sunlight shone warmly through the leaves.

Though she wasn't the one controlling her body, Lin Yijian couldn't help enjoying the feeling and half-closing her eyes. She admitted that exercise could be fun sometimes, except for one thing--

“Li Weizhao, did you go out without putting on sunscreen again?!!”

Li Weizhao: “...”

Who would remember something that bothersome?

Theme: Hard work will pay off