Ci Yin, leader of the Three Realms Alliance, is a good-for-nothing layabout.
Yet somehow, he holds onto his position as ruler of the Three Realms more securely than anyone else.
People of the Three Realms: "He's just a pretty face! If his three powerful disciples didn't protect him like the apple of their eye, he'd have been captured and made into a cultivation furnace ages ago!"
Wu Qiong, the Demon Lord of the cultivation era and the current head of a super-conglomerate, thought so too at first.
That is, until he discovered three books in his sea of consciousness
"Oh? A comeback story, a broken-engagement story, and a crematorium story..."
"All three of that pretty face's disciples are apparently cannon fodder in these books, destined to get face-slapped into the dirt by the protagonists?"
Wu Qiong: Interesting.
Wu Qiong took the three protagonists as his disciples.
He was munching on sunflower seeds, watching these so-called children of destiny play out their stories, when...
BOOM!!!
His manor exploded.
Wu Qiong: ?
A man walked out through the swirling dust. Broad-shouldered and narrow-waisted, handsome as a piece of jade, he made the T-shirt and shorts that ordinary mortals wore look far more appealing.
"Isn't this the famous Spirit Venerable?"
Wu Qiong glanced at the soft couch beneath him and teased, "Could it be that Spirit Venerable... wants to try how soft my bed is?"
Ci Yin simply pulled out a stack of scripts and read out three names.
Ci Yin: "Your disciples?"
Wu Qiong: "Mm-hm."
Ci Yin crushed the scripts in one hand and gave him a benevolent smile.
"My little disciples may be weak and fond of acting tough..."
"But if you want to humiliate my precious disciples? I'll slap you in the face first!"
Wu Qiong: ???
Do you have some kind of misunderstanding about the word "weak"?
Wait! Something's not right!
Content warnings:
1. The shou only talks big. He hasn't done it with anyone. No one is foolish enough to try climbing into his bed, either.
2. Mutual pampering, mutual pampering, mutual pampering
3. The gong is max-level from the start, and the shou is also at the peak of his combat ability. There's no complicated scheming in the story, because it wouldn't be of much use against these two anyway.
Theme: Work hard and strive forward