Does the Straight-Ahead Dragon-Proud Hero Have to Be the Bottom Too?

Yan Yan transmigrated one day and was bound to the “Dragon-Pride Protagonist Training System.” Just like the hero of every male-oriented power fantasy, Yan Yan’s fate seemed to have been written long ago: he would rise from an unknown good-for-nothing to become one of the cultivation world’s most renowned spiritual cultivators. Slay the Five Demons, cut down vengeful ghosts, command a hundred souls, and prove his Daoist heart. There was just one problem. In a moment of confusion, the System sent Yan Yan to the wrong era, where another native “Child of Destiny” already existed. [One mountain cannot hold two tigers, and one story cannot have two male leads.] [Host, you must defeat the other Child of Destiny to achieve your Dragon-Pride Protagonist greatness!!] The System said this with absolute conviction. * Yan Yan had always regarded the other Child of Destiny as a thorn in his side. Unlike Yan Yan, the dark and gritty male lead who clawed his way up from the bottom, the other Dragon-Pride Protagonist, Yun Wu, had the script of a heaven-blessed prodigy. Backed by a major sect, he was unquestionably a young genius. One night, the two destined rivals crossed paths. Except the script seemed to have gone a little off track... Yan Yan woke up the next day with a sore back and no memory: ? So had he spent the whole night locked in a fierce battle with his nemesis? * Yan Yan also felt that something about his script was off. The great villain laughed maniacally, tying him up beside a breathtakingly beautiful female cultivator. In his hand was a bowl of aphrodisiac, and he declared, “At last, you’ll be mine.” Yan Yan prepared to do everything in his power to stop the woman from falling into the villain’s clutches. Instead, the villain poured the aphrodisiac into Yan Yan’s mouth. Yan Yan: ? Hey, buddy, that’s not how this is supposed to go. Even the jeers he suffered back when he was a good-for-nothing were weird. The cannon fodder always followed up their threats with some lecherous fantasy after saying, “You’ll never beat me”: “If you give in to me, I’ll let you go.” The underlings he recruited were often coy and even said stupid things like, “Bro, you smell so good.” #Possibly a Dragon-Pride Protagonist Who Got the Incubus Script * Two major pieces of news shook the Six Realms. The first was that Yun Wu, young sect master of the cultivation world’s greatest sect, was searching for his missing Dao companion. They said that after taking the young master’s virgin yang essence, his Dao companion had vanished without a word. Young Master Yun had been so distraught that he could neither eat nor sleep, and was even at risk of developing a heart demon. The second was that a remarkable young genius had emerged in Bozhou in the north. A spiritual cultivator with exceptional talent, he was called Yan Yan. Some quietly compared Yan Yan with Young Master Yun Wu, claiming they were evenly matched and that no one could say who would come out on top when they eventually clashed. Yun Wu, however, didn’t care. At the Six Realms Dao Discussion Tournament, he received a message about his Dao companion’s whereabouts and was hurrying off to find him when someone reminded him that his “nemesis” was about to take the stage. Nemesis? Who cares? Is he more important than my wife? Yun Wu flung his sleeve and left, only to catch sight of a familiar figure standing tall on the Heart-Questioning Platform. Wait... Isn’t that the wife I’ve been dreaming of?!! #Your Nemesis Isn’t Supposed to Become Your Wife Hopelessly lovesick, loyal sword cultivator top x career-minded, straight Dragon-Pride Protagonist bottom Content notes: The top falls in love at first sight; he’s a love-addled fool through and through. Both are virgins in every sense of the word. No children. Upcoming: “Woo the Scumbag, But in Three Books at Once” The Quick Transmigration Bureau fell into chaos, and Song Mian, a “Top Ten Employee,” was assigned three extremely difficult missions to win over scumbag love interests all at once. Scumbag A is the all-powerful tycoon who dominates the Federation. He’s handed a Marriage Before Love script, but after signing the marriage contract, he treats Song Mian with indifference. Song Mian pursues him for ten years before he finally relents. Scumbag B is the empire’s supreme ruler, starring in a “caged canary” romance. Song Mian is tortured both body and soul, but he never manages to win the man’s heart. Scumbag C is a ruthless, coldhearted interstellar warlord who commands millions of troops. He treats Song Mian as a pawn from beginning to end, and Song Mian’s life ends in misery. Every scumbag is arrogant and unruly, but luckily, Song Mian is a master of time management. He’s surviving in the cracks and is nearly at his goal when disaster strikes... The storylines start merging!! * Song Mian prepares 999 roses for Scumbag A and keeps saying, “Hubby, I love you more than anything,” but the love letter is signed with Scumbag B’s name. Scumbag C, aloof and self-possessed, finally agrees to meet Song Mian, only to find him holding hands with Scumbag B and declaring, “You’re the only person I’ll ever marry.” Scumbag B is enjoying Song Mian’s tender attentions when he gets an explicit, flirtatious text from his little canary, addressed to Scumbag A... Song Mian: ...Oh no. I’ve really messed this up. #Heaven Is Out to Get Song Mian!! * Even worse, the three worlds eventually merge into one. By a twist of fate, all three targets of Song Mian’s missions meet at a party. Someone starts bragging about the darling little lover at home who loves him more than life itself... and the plain engagement ring on his finger. And then... They discover, grinding their teeth, that the plain rings on their fingers were bought wholesale by their lover, and the love letters were written by AI. And the sweet little lover who swore he’d die just to marry them... HAS MORE THAN ONE PERSON HE PLANS TO MARRY! All the tops are virgins. Multiple-personality top. A wild, self-indulgent work full of spectacularly messy love-triangle showdowns. Theme: Love means acceptance and understanding.