Check out my upcoming entertainment-industry novel, Please Take Back Your Tentacles.
Blurb: Lu Shi is straight, and he never dreamed that he'd transmigrate into an entertainment-industry ensemble romance novel, becoming a sissy cannon fodder character whose only purpose was to highlight the protagonist's virtues!
The sissy is jealous of everything the protagonist has and constantly targets and frames him. That would be bad enough, but he even tries to drug the protagonist with a powerful aphrodisiac.
Instead, his plan backfires, and through a twist of fate, the sissy ends up taking the drug himself.
The sissy is abandoned on a deserted island, unable to get an antidote, and eventually dies from an explosive release.
Lu Shi arrives just in time to face the same fate. To survive, he grits his teeth and struggles to his feet, searching for someone. To his surprise, he really does find a gorgeous beauty on the island!
The beauty seems to be suffering the same way he is. They can help each other and take care of the antidote together. It couldn't be more perfect.
Except... the beauty is a man!
Lu Shi, who has been straight his entire life: "The heavens are out to get me!"
Lu Shi agonizes for three seconds over whether to die from an explosive release or go against his sexual orientation. In the end, he decides to reluctantly do it just this once to stay alive.
Afterward, Lu Shi comforts himself: as long as nobody knows, he's still a perfectly straight man. He'll just pretend a dog chewed him up that night.
Three months later, Lu Shi rubs his slightly rounded belly and continues to reassure himself. He's a man, so how could he be pregnant? He's just gained weight.
Another three months later, Lu Shi looks at the eighteen eggs he has laid and continues to reassure himself... No, to hell with that!
Lu Shi completely breaks down. He's a straight man, and giving birth is bad enough, but he has eighteen babies at once. And as if that weren't enough, these eighteen babies aren't even human!
Furious, he finds the cold-blooded villain from the novel, grabs him by the collar, and roars, "What the hell are you? Change back!"
The villain, a giant octopus: Shy〃?〃. My darling really does like me. They can't wait to see my true form~~
A cold-blooded CEO in public, a lovesick giant octopus in private, gong x a hot-tempered straight shou who gives birth to eighteen babies at once
A sweet little story, no angst. The leads are both comedians.
Here's another upcoming entertainment-industry novel:
Please Take Back Your Tentacles
Qiao Cheng is a little-known actor with a mountain of scandals. One day, through sheer luck, he gets the chance to film a same-sex-themed movie with the award-winning actor Jiang Li.
The famously strict and unapproachable Jiang Li covers his nose and gives him one condition: "Outside of filming, I hope you won't come too close to me."
Thinking of the recent scandals linking him to other men, Qiao Cheng assumes Jiang Li is a straight man who hates gay people and is worried that the internet's so-called "midnight bottom" will cling to him.
It isn't until one day, when he accidentally barges into Jiang Li's room, that he finds out the truth.
Inside, a tentacle monster is sprawled across the room, greedily sniffing one of Jiang Li's personal garments. That's when Qiao Cheng realizes Jiang Li isn't some straight man who hates gay people. He's a perverted tentacle monster!!!
At first, the sentence Qiao Cheng says most often to Jiang Li is, "Sir, may I ask if I can get a little closer to you?"
Later, the sentence he says most often is, "Sir, could you please put your tentacles away?"
A lighthearted sweet romance about turning your life around and falling in love.
Theme: Live as your true self
Where Did My Huge Wife Go?!
After the Foolish Beauty Accidentally Flirted with the Pure-Hearted Tyrant
My Gorgeous Boss Has a Secret Crush on Me
I, the Princess's Consort, Am Pregnant
I, a Cross-Dressing Cannon Fodder, Am Pregnant
I’m Carrying the Immortal Venerable’s Little Dragon Cub [Book Transmigration]
The advance collection is now open. The advance collection of the next volume is "After I Awakened, I Was Pregnant with Crazy Pixian Zun's Baby". It is still a childbirth article. The introduction is as follows (slightly changed compared to the previous one) Xichen never understood a few things. Why was he so handsome when he was a child, but ugly when he grew up? Why is it that he clearly has the strongest twin spiritual roots of thunder and fire, but is a waste with blocked tendons and unable to practice? And his disciples, why are they indifferent and disgusted with him, but they still want to find heaven and earth spiritual treasures to improve his cultivation? He thought everyone still loved him. In order to maintain this love, he suffered the pain of carving out his heart and flesh every day, just to cultivate the golden elixir that he expected to become a master as soon as possible. He thought that doing this would make everyone like him more, but he never thought that a dream would wake him up. It turns out that he is actually a book wearer who has forgotten his memory, and this world is a BL-oriented group favorite novel. The protagonist is the little senior brother who is from the same school as him and is loved by all. The younger senior brother has the same twin spiritual roots of thunder and fire as him. Different from his useless physique, the younger senior brother is a rare cultivation genius in the world of cultivation. It's just that due to physical reasons, the younger senior brother is unable to form elixirs. It turns out that the master worked hard to search for spiritual treasures to help him cultivate, just to dig out his golden elixir to pave the way for the younger senior brother. It's a pity that he woke up too late. At this time, he had been restrained. If he didn't take out the golden elixir, he would explode and die. Of course, with his broken body, he wouldn't be able to live for more than a few days even if he took out the golden elixir. Faced with a dilemma, Xichen had no choice but to choose to mess up... It's just that he won't survive, and he will never make it easier for the people in his sect:) He destroyed the golden elixir himself, set fire to the mountain, burned all the sect's sect, and stole all the sect's magic weapons and sold them. In the last days of his life, he squandered the money he had sold, drank, watched movies and played dice, and lived a wonderful life. During this period, he also met an innocent boy named Xiaohua. Everyone knows that an innocent boy is beautiful, but his skills are worrisome, but who would let Xichen be like a young wolfdog? Afterwards, Xichen was satisfied and chose a place to wait for death. But a few days later, not only did he not die, but he was also radiant and restored to his original appearance. He felt something was fishy, so he went to a miracle doctor, who told him: "Your muscles and veins have been reshaped, your spiritual roots have been restored, and... You are pregnant!" Xichen: "..." He clearly remembers that he is a man! He was so shocked that he made himself a bowl of abortion pills when he returned home. Just as he was about to drink it, a faint cry came from his stomach: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu... Daddy, don't abandon me, I will be the best baby dragon!" Xichen's hand shook and the abortion pill fell to the ground. What's more terrifying than a man's pregnancy is that what he's pregnant with is not a human, but a dragon... The Dragon Clan is the most powerful race in the entire world of cultivation. They are born with heavenly cultivation, and all of them have outstanding appearances and incredible luck. However, the Dragon Clan is not perfect. The laws of heaven are restrained, and it is extremely difficult for the Dragon Clan to reproduce. No cubs have been born for thousands of years. Nowadays, there is only one dragon clan still active in the world of cultivation. The legendary Nanlong Immortal is said to be lonely, arrogant, and violent, and is called crazy by the entire world of cultivation. He has lived for 1,800 years. Xichen: "..." Help! The 18-year-old innocent boy we promised!
The ending was unexpected, the love story was poorly written, and the setting was a bit interesting at the beginning.
I finally realized what the previous commenter said. The bad news is that the male protagonist has 18 cubs and no daughter. The good news is that the male protagonist has a daughter. I didn't understand it at the time, but I understand it now! Hahahahaha
This, this, this, it feels like the extras are not enough, right?????
Why is it gone? Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuahuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
It's okay. It's good if you don't watch it with your brain.
Still want to see the little octopus???
The baby is so cute (??ω??)??
Why is it over? How about writing a few more chapters?
The ending was too hasty, and some of the settings were contradictory.