[One Piece] Impel Down's Handpicked Accountant

[Content warnings: curious, bubbly accountant × womanizer; sweet, feel-good daily life with multiple male love interests; stories of rising above one’s station]

Liz Ginsberg is an accountant.

Liz knows the truth of accounting: as long as the bosses like how the books look, she’s a good accountant.

No matter how outrageous the accounts are, she can balance them and even make them look fancy.

Whitebeard looked at the books and thought his sons weren’t eating enough.

Shanks looked at the books and thought he could party for seven days and seven nights straight.

Sengoku looked at the books and realized the Marines could build several more Marinefords.

The bosses are happy, and everyone is happy.

But no matter how many false accounts there are, they can’t make them true.

When Liz was about to switch jobs again, the Marines kicked her, along with her books, into Impel Down.

There, she became cellmates with a young man who played with fire.

Of course, right next door was her former former boss, a certain crocodile man.

Faced with life and death, Liz raised her fist and cried, “Damn it, don’t underestimate the bond between me and my books!”

“I choose you, Luffy! My immortal master of balancing the books, come save me!”

…

A little skit from the Marines’ Logistics Department

“You say the warship is badly damaged? Sorry, repairs to Garp-san’s Dog-Head Warship aren’t reimbursable. He can fix it with his own salary.”

“What? You say Garp is already ten years behind on his salary? Then he’d better get to work.”

“What’s going on with the Science Division? Are we going to use tens of thousands of nail clippers until the end of time? It’s just a fingernail. Have Kizaru grind it down at the speed of light.”

“Who put a bicycle on Kuzan’s ship? Couldn’t you have swapped it for a sled? He has to ride a bicycle? Why not just pull a sled?”

“This is the Logistics Department, not a flower shop. Whoever ordered the roses can reimburse us themselves!”

“Sengoku, can you balance the books for the losses from the Paramount War?”

…

A little pirate skit

“Shanks, what’s going on? Why is the money in the books a negative number? You’re a pirate, not a negative number!”

“Croc, who’s paying for the Cross Guild?”

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Updates begin in summer 2025.

Content notes: 1. The heroine is a bizarre, catlike weirdo with a bit of a mean streak.

3. A sweet, feel-good story with multiple male love interests. Romance to career plot: 7 to 3. I won’t go into detail about accounting, because my real life is already hard enough. Writing should be fun!

4. The male lead hasn’t been decided yet. Right now, there are stocks in the crocodile man, the flamingo, the sled-pulling, the negative-number, the first-mate, and the sword-swinging routes… We’ll see what Momma wants to read. Leave your order in the comments.

5. A daily-life story about growth and romance.

6. The characters are respected. Any out-of-character behavior is on me; Pirate King belongs to Pirate King.

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