Su Qian had a face so beautiful it might not win over women, but it would definitely win over men. He became famous around school just from his enrollment photo, yet he was straighter than the rebar in his dorm. Even holding another guy's hand would make him want to climb Mount Kongtong in the middle of the night.
Fortunately, all three of his roommates were not only handsome, but also straight as arrows.
Su Qian built a deep bond of socialist brotherhood with them and came to a heartfelt conclusion.
"There are no gay men in this world."
*
His life stayed as straight as ever, with no surprises except for the sudden appearance of a System claiming it could read the hearts of every gay man in the world.
Su Qian wanted nothing to do with his newfound mind-reading ability. As if! There were no gay men around him!
But when he returned to the dorm and pushed open the door, he heard his roommates' thoughts.
His muscular Norwegian roommate was lifting weights with a cold expression, until his bright blue eyes turned toward Su Qian.
[Pretty Asian doll. I want to kiss him.]
Su Qian: "?"
He turned around and took a tactical sip of water, hands trembling, while the race car driver across from him lazily pushed up his sunglasses and gave him the kind of friendly smile only a bro could give.
[Ohhhh, when will this sweetheart finally be mine?]
Su Qian: "..."
*
With his world falling apart, Su Qian was so terrified that he scrambled up Mount Kongtong that very night and clung to the only straight roommate left in the dorm.
Perth Daniel was from an old aristocratic family: a gentle gentleman, a severe germaphobe, and someone who looked at everyone as if they were a dog. He was the very embodiment of the daddy type, and even the System was quieter than a chicken around him.
Su Qian trusted this roommate completely.
So Su Qian became inseparable from his one and only remaining straight bro...
At last, he and Perth had built an unbreakable brotherly bond.
Then the System suddenly finished upgrading. Just as the two of them had gotten close enough to share a bed, Su Qian heard Perth's thoughts.
[He's lying in my arms. I want to fuck him.]
Su Qian: "?"
The System delivered the final blow: "His thoughts were previously blocked by the censorship system."
"This is the only line that can be broadcast."
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