When Humans Wandered into a Cat Dating Show

[Updates at 6:00 p.m. until signing, then daily updates] Chun Ji is pretty and well-behaved, a famously beautiful but wooden girl known far and wide. After a brutal breakup with the young master of the Luo family, she grabs a tabby cat she often feeds by the roadside and starts sobbing, crying until the cat speaks human words. Tabby: “It’s just a partner, right? I’ll find you one hundred!” When Chun Ji wipes away her tears and looks up, she finds herself surrounded by handsome men with cat ears. Every one of them is 190 centimeters tall, with a trim waist and a face to die for. Chun Ji: “?” So many beast ears! So much fluff! * 【Please Fall in Love With Me】 is the cat world’s first large-scale dating reality show for cats. Every contestant is a fully evolved top-tier Alpha: a refined, elegant Ragdoll, a proud and handsome tabby, a sweet, clingy American Shorthair… But there can’t be several tigers on one mountain, and when these cats get together, they either hiss at each other or puff up their tails. The cat big shots are driving the director crazy. There’s not a hint of romance, only sparks flying in the most literal, physical sense. That is, until the tabby brings back a human. A little dazed, very pretty, and prone to crying. He likes to hold cats and stroke their tails. The contestants scoff at the idea. He’s only a human. He can’t possibly change their minds about quitting the show! * Chun Ji initially thinks he’s just wandered into a game of cats playing house. His daily tasks are to brush these big, human-shaped cats and stroke their tails, while sneaking in a little cuddle for himself. But little by little, things start to feel off. The tabby, who initially said he only saw him as a brother, blushes and asks why brothers can’t become husbands and wives. The Maine Coon, who treats him like a kitten, reads him bedtime stories and gently coaxes him: “Sweetie, someone more mature would suit you better.” The Ragdoll, who was merely curious about humans, buries his head against Chun Ji’s neck and pleads with humble devotion: “I have everything they have. Come love me.” Every contestant has fallen for him. They’re convinced that Chun Ji loves them too. Why else would he accept their beast forms, brush their fur, and tenderly call them “kitty”…? Until one day Why does Chun Ji call every cat “kitty”?! * After humans established contact with the cat world and began living together in peace, 【Please Fall in Love With Me】, a dating show featuring humans and cats, quickly became a sensation. The young master Luo, who had been preparing to give Chun Ji the cold shoulder for a month, sees that familiar, beautiful face on screen and completely loses it. They only had one argument! How did he go from that to being the one left heartbroken?! Blurb screenshot saved on August 12, 2024 All the cats are bottoms. In the end, Chun Ji will become the beloved superstar of all the cat people! We’ll see how the scumbag pursuer behaves. If writing him makes me mad, I’ll kick him out of the story x It’s a reverse harem! A reverse harem! An enormous reverse harem! All the cats love the wooden beauty! The crushes on Chun Ji are huge, and he really is dense. A kitten can be cuddling up to him and he’ll post online asking, “My cat keeps rubbing against me. Is its head itchy?” x Check out my upcoming novel, 《I Became Everyone’s Favorite at an American School After Gaining Mind-Reading》, on my profile. Give it a try if you’re interested! Su Qian has a face pretty enough to charm men for sure, if not necessarily women. His admissions photo alone made him famous around campus, but he’s straighter than the steel beams in his dorm. Even holding another guy’s hand would send him scrambling up Mount Kongtong overnight. Luckily, all three of his roommates are not only handsome, but just as straight as he is. Su Qian develops a deep, brotherly bond with them and reaches a comforting final conclusion. “There are no gay men in this world.” * His life stays as straight as ever, with no surprises other than a system that suddenly appears one day, claiming it can read the minds of every gay man in the world. Su Qian wants no part of his newfound mind-reading ability. What a joke! There are no gay men around him! But when he gets back to the dorm and opens the door, he hears his roommates’ thoughts. His muscular Norwegian roommate is lifting weights with a cold expression, until his piercing blue eyes turn toward Su Qian. 【Pretty little Oriental doll. I want to kiss him.】 Su Qian: “?” He turns around and takes a tactical sip of water, while the racing driver across from him lazily pushes up his sunglasses and gives him the kind of friendly smile shared between bros. 【Ohhhh, when will this sweetie finally be mine?】 Su Qian: “…” * With his world in ruins, Su Qian is so scared that he scrambles up Mount Kongtong that very night, clinging to the one remaining straight roommate in the dorm and refusing to let go. Perth Daniel is the heir to an old aristocratic family: a gentle gentleman with severe mysophobia who looks at everyone as if they were dogs. He’s the very picture of a dominant daddy, and even the System is quieter than a chicken around him. Su Qian trusts this roommate completely. So Su Qian starts spending every moment with his one and only straight brother… At last, he and Perth forge an unbreakable brotherly bond Then the System finally upgrades. They’re already close enough to share a bed when Su Qian hears Perth’s thoughts. 【He’s lying in my arms. I want to fuck him.】 Su Qian: “?” The System delivers the final blow: “His thoughts were blocked by the internet censorship system before.” “This is the only thing it can broadcast.” Shy, timid, straight-as-an-arrow sunshine bottom x aloof, high-and-mighty daddy top Theme: No matter what circumstances you find yourself in, keep striving to make yourself stronger! My upcoming novel, 《I Became Everyone’s Favorite at an American School After Gaining Mind-Reading》, is on my profile. Su Qian has a face pretty enough to charm men for sure, if not necessarily women. His admissions photo alone made him famous around campus, but he’s straighter than the steel beams in his dorm. Even holding another guy’s hand would send him scrambling up Mount Kongtong overnight. Luckily, all three of his roommates are not only handsome, but just as straight as he is. Su Qian develops a deep, brotherly bond with them and reaches a comforting final conclusion. “There are no gay men in this world.” * His life stays as straight as ever, with no surprises other than a system that suddenly appears one day, claiming it can read the minds of every gay man in the world. Su Qian wants no part of his newfound mind-reading ability. What a joke! There are no gay men around him! But when he gets back to the dorm and opens the door, he hears his roommates’ thoughts. His muscular Norwegian roommate is lifting weights with a cold expression, until his piercing blue eyes turn toward Su Qian. 【Pretty little Oriental doll. I want to kiss him.】 Su Qian: “?” He turns around and takes a tactical sip of water, while the racing driver across from him lazily pushes up his sunglasses and gives him the kind of friendly smile shared between bros. 【Ohhhh, when will this sweetie finally be mine?】 Su Qian: “…” * With his world in ruins, Su Qian is so scared that he scrambles up Mount Kongtong that very night, clinging to the one remaining straight roommate in the dorm and refusing to let go. Perth Daniel is the heir to an old aristocratic family: a gentle gentleman with severe mysophobia who looks at everyone as if they were dogs. He’s the very picture of a dominant daddy, and even the System is quieter than a chicken around him. Su Qian trusts this roommate completely. So Su Qian starts spending every moment with his one and only straight brother… At last, he and Perth forge an unbreakable brotherly bond Then the System finally upgrades. They’re already close enough to share a bed when Su Qian hears Perth’s thoughts. 【He’s lying in my arms. I want to fuck him.】 Su Qian: “?” The System delivers the final blow: “His thoughts were blocked by the internet censorship system before.” “This is the only thing it can broadcast.” Shy, timid, straight-as-an-arrow sunshine bottom x aloof, high-and-mighty daddy top Theme: No matter what circumstances you find yourself in, keep striving to make yourself stronger!