Name: Reincarnated as the Master in an R-Rated Novel!
Author: Fu Zhi

Synopsis

[A historical danmei writing exercise. The whole story is free and won't go premium, but updates will be irregular, www]

Song Kan is unexpectedly bound to a transmigration system and becomes the sanctimonious, cold master in an explicit novel.

The original character is beautiful but truly vicious. As a cannon-fodder top who dies if he doesn't stir up trouble, he's not only obsessed with all kinds of sexual acts, confinement, and brutal forced love, but is eventually killed by the protagonist after he turns dark. His heart and bones are torn out, and his corpse is hung outside the sect until it's dried into a mummy.

When Song Kan transmigrates into the book, the original character has already bared his fangs and is well on his way to getting himself killed.

The protagonist is nearly all the way down the path of darkness, and Song Kan has the key to the confinement room in his hand.

Song Kan: A death sentence. No hope.

He says this, then prepares to tidy himself up and die peacefully, ready to start over in another world.

The transmigration System hurriedly pulls out a series of Green River master-rescue novels, including My Darkened Disciple Forces His Love on Me, My Cold Master, Don't Even Think About Escaping and I Held a Funeral Pyre for My Master, trying to save the situation...

System: A confined-room romance full of torture and passion, a darkened disciple who's being disciplined only to turn the tables and force his love on his master, saving the world amid an intense struggle between love and hate. What a perfect plan!

The top student Song Kan suddenly understands and wholeheartedly agrees. He turns around and locks the confinement room, creating a room you can't leave until you've finished your practice problems.

With boundless love and passion, he writes Five Years of Cultivation, Three Years of Mock Exams and Cultivation Edition Wang Hexiong. He gives the protagonist the hardest problems, delivering the greatest shock of his life and making him bounce between confidence and self-doubt.

Isn't this more useful than dating?

The protagonist spends three days in the fully automated study room, and when he comes out, his eyes are clear again.

System: #The protagonist didn't turn evil, but something about the process feels wrong#

*

A dark horse has recently appeared in the cultivation world. He not only rose from the bottom to take first place in the sect competition, but also amazed everyone.

His master, however, is a useless pretty face.

Yet the dark horse swears that he wouldn't be where he is today without his master.

The sects don't believe him. They scoff.

Only the desperate Patriarch of the Ruthless Dao secretly brings his love-struck son to seek help, grasping at straws and thinking it better to try than to miss a chance.

Three days later, his love-struck son, who had been unable to advance for years, suddenly reaches Foundation Establishment. The Patriarch of the Ruthless Dao brings his entire family to thank the master.

The sects are shocked. The sects are dumbfounded.

So the foremost swordsman, a renowned talisman cultivator, the Ghost Doctor of Yama... A whole host of powerful cultivators bring their troublesome teenage children to visit in the middle of the night and kneel in a heap.

The big shots are practically fighting to get there first.

"Immortal Venerable Song, let my son become your disciple. If not, even your grand-disciple would be fine!"

Song Kan: ?

#I opened a study hall and somehow became the teacher of the whole world#

#I don't know why their parents keep chasing me, crying and begging to foist their sons on me, saying I don't even have to give them back#

#But I'm the protagonist of an explicit novel, not an inspirational one!!#

*

Song Kan raises the darkened protagonist into a proper, well-adjusted study buddy. Thinking all is well, he prepares to leave without a trace, hiding his good deeds and fame.

But when he opens the System panel, he sees a notification that the protagonist's darkness level has gone off the charts.

Song Kan is confused. Song Kan is shocked. Song Kan taps to see why the darkness level has increased.

[Master held junior brother's hand. Darkness +1]

[Master patted junior brother's head. Darkness +100]

[Why can't Master look only at me and like only me... Darkness +9999]

Song Kan silently opens the document the System downloaded for him. Its title is My Darkened Disciple Forces His Love on Me, My Cold Master, Don't Even Think About Escaping. Its tags are tortured romance and fake confinement, it's from Green River, and the ending has the two of them getting it on in the confinement room.

Haha, the process went wrong, but the result was right.

The disciple seems to have gone dark in a strange direction.

And it seems like the whole sect has gotten weird, too.

A gloomy, possessive disciple who only wants to [censored] the male lead x a straight master whose mind is full of studying

#Reader's Guide#

The master is loved by everyone, and there are lots of one-sided crushes. There is no so-called original character; the story uses some unconventional narrative techniques. From beginning to end, everyone loves the master!

There may be a little fake forced-confinement stuff, but it's not real confinement. It's just a game between a couple [x]

(Blurb screenshot saved on 2025.2.2)

Next story I'm writing:

The Beautiful Coward Is the Beloved of the Dungeon

Ian is a beautiful coward.

He is too timid to even speak loudly. Other than his extraordinarily handsome face, he's good for nothing. But after he dies, he's recruited into a horror survival game and becomes a vicious NPC whose purpose is to scare players to death.

Looking at the NPC evaluation sheet that says he has to collect fear points and screams, Ian asks: Can I collect my own? qaq

The coward's resistance is futile, and he's still sent into the horror game.

Faced with a sunny, handsome rookie champion with dimples when he smiles, the coward Ian decides to scare him by getting right in his face.

But the rookie champion smiles as Ian approaches, grabs him by the throat, and waves an item in his hand.

"I've got lots of items that can make ghosts vanish into thin air."

"So be a good boy and give me a kiss."

Ian's mission ends in failure halfway through. Taking stock of what went wrong, he chooses No. 1 for his next dungeon, figuring that someone so aloof and high above it all would never pay a little ghost like him any attention.

Ian, the coward, decides to pop out from under his bed and run away.

But No. 1, who looks down on everyone, is quick enough to grab him by the ankle, drag him onto the bed without changing expression, and switch on the device he uses to collect screams.

"Scream for me, good boy."

Ian: "..."

*

Ian returns to the System space empty-handed and in tears, and finally receives his three-day vacation.

Just as he hugs his little blanket and sobs, preparing to leave the horror game, he hears the System's cold voice.

[NPC Ian, please get ready]

[Players Rookie Champion, No. 1, and others have used a binding item]

[Item activated]

Ian: "..."

How can players use a binding item to tie up an NPC?!

#And why are all the players I scared gathered together?#

#They said if I scare anyone else, they'll turn me into stir-fry#