Jun Jun is a cat with a huge responsibility. A tiny cat with a huge duty.
His owner is so gentle that Jun Jun had almost decided to give up on his mission.
But then his owner started abusing him by making him lose weight.
Fine, then let Earth be destroyed!
Jun Jun gave an evil, cold laugh.
(^~^)
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Meng Changli's cat seems to be acting up again lately.
First he sneaks out to play and sits on the street watching humans. Then, while Meng Changli is watching TV, he comes over and stares without blinking at whatever's on the screen.
He even takes Meng Changli's phone and searches for things when he's not looking.
#How many people are on Earth#
#Can cats skip baths#
#What powerful weapons does Earth have#
#Why are dried fish so delicious#
#What are the odds of aliens invading Earth#
Meng Changli sighs as he looks at the search history on his phone. You'd think someone scouting Earth before an invasion would at least try to be discreet.
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The next time Meng Changli catches Jun Jun playing on his phone in the middle of the night, he suddenly sits up and taps the little cat on the head. When the cat turns around, startled and confused, Meng Changli takes his credentials from under the pillow.
"In the name of the Third Commander of the Human Anti-Biological-Invasion Bureau, I hereby warn you..."
"If you don't go to sleep, I'll throw you in jail tomorrow."
The little cat is baffled. What? How did it come to this?
*
The bachelor commander Meng Changli's house is haunted. Quite a few team members have seen the occasional ghostly figure of a young man in his home. The boy often bounces around Meng Changli's house, steals food, and watches movies at full volume.
When the team members tell Meng Changli, he smiles cheerfully in front of them. "That can't be right. There's no such thing."
In private, Meng Changli thinks: Sneaking food again without listening. You need to be taught a lesson.
That night, Jun Jun suffers a major setback. He covers his butt and begs the man, "Master, I won't sneak food again!" The man doesn't listen.
"Meng Changli, I hate you!"
Meng Changli sneers. Looks like you need another lesson.
Theme: A simple, peaceful life is what matters