The Villain Can’t Be the Double-Standard Host’s Wife!

[Please add my next book to your favorites: Starting Retirement with a Broken-Down House Renovation Game] [Coming soon: I Draw Cards to Begin My Path to Godhood [Livestream], a seemingly sweet but secretly devious top x an angelic chief inquisitor bottom] Synopsis: Zhou Xian is a model young man with excellent morals who loves helping others. Then he gets bound to a Villain-Reformation System. But the Host in front of it doesn't seem anything like the one described in his file... The lazy Host closes the book, where every character dies at the end. “Doing missions? Not a chance. Not in this lifetime!” The System slowly types a string of question marks. “Wait, what happened to being a model young man with excellent morals who loves helping others? Why are you a barely alive, utterly unmotivated fish?” For the sake of its performance record, the System tries threats and bribes. “Host, if you don't reform the villains, you'll die too!” Zhou Xian listlessly replies, “This world is beyond saving. Let's just let it end!” No matter what anyone says, he refuses to lift a finger. The dangerous villain is right in front of them now, and the System tries one last time to persuade him. “Host, this is the villain. Take a look...” It pauses. “Wait, why are you staring at him like that?” Gazing at the gentle, beautiful villain before him, Zhou Xian abruptly snaps out of his lethargy. He asks sincerely, “Come to think of it, can't a gentle, beautiful villain be my wife?” #This is obviously the wife fate has destined for him!# #No, that's a villain, not your wife!# Zhou Xian looks resolute. “Nobody could resist falling for a gentle, beautiful wife of their own. I have to complete the mission! And I have to save my wife!” The villain asks, “So your way of saving me is to make me recite the Core Socialist Values every day and listen to the light of righteousness?” Zhou Xian rubs his hands together. “If you don't want that, we could try another way. How about a kiss? The kind where we kiss each other to death?” The villain smiles. “You've nearly kissed my mouth raw, and you still want to kiss me to death? Are you trying to make it obvious to everyone?” Worlds: 1. A lazy stand-in canary x a seemingly gentle but actually hypocritical villainous CEO He wants to be a good person, but nobody gives him the chance. After hearing this, the canary dyes his hair blond, rides a motorcycle into his sugar daddy's house, and says to the culprit who's been oppressing him for years, “Hey, old geezer, your grandson is fine, but in a second, he's mine!” 2. The greatest master under heaven x an unlucky real heir The unlucky villain was switched at birth by a princess from the former dynasty. He suffers countless hardships in place of her son. In the end, the princess and the emperor get their happy ending, she reunites with her biological son, and both families live in harmony, while the unlucky villain is abandoned by everyone. One lazy fish has this to say: “Then let's roll with it and become emperor!” 3. A fake bodyguard, real boyfriend x an unlucky superstar He wants to be the brightest star, but someone is always smearing him. The bodyguard hears this, turns around, and deals with the scumbag who's been spreading lies, helping the unlucky superstar become a shining star and glow as brightly as he can. Whatever you do, don't turn evil! 4. A calculating prince x a sinister, deceitful eunuch He doesn't want to grovel, but even staying alive is a struggle. After hearing this, the prince rolls over like a lazy fish, overthrows the emperor and princes overnight, and takes the throne. “To keep my villain from rebelling and slaughtering everyone, it's more stable if I rule this empire myself!” 5. A righteous but useless exorcist top x a dangerous Ghost King bottom He only wants to rest quietly in his tomb, but even that gets dug up. After hearing this, the useless exorcist has no choice but to catch all the tomb robbers and send them to prison, then fight the mystic sect tooth and nail. “He only wants to get a good night's sleep. Why are you forcing him to turn evil?” 6. A gentle, scheming senior disciple x a cold, aloof master He wants to become an immortal, but people keep dragging him down from the heavens, doing everything they can to humiliate his pride and turn him into mud. The senior disciple hears this and turns to begin a killing spree. The master may descend from his altar of his own accord, but no one gets to drag him down. As for every scumbag trying to harm his aloof beauty of a master, you're all dead! Note: One-on-one romance, both characters' first time, mutual devotion. Readers with extreme character preferences, please don't read. [Currently revising and editing. The version differs from pirated sites. The official version is only on Jinjiang.] Let me recommend my upcoming novel here~ Starting Retirement with a Broken-Down House Renovation Game After being fired, Shen Juan downloads a little game about fixing up broken-down houses and rescuing people. Yes, it's exactly that sort of game from those ads you keep seeing. It starts with a tiny, rundown house and either a mother and daughter or a beautiful woman on the verge of freezing to death. Players have to fix the house so they can make it through a warm winter. But the videos always make your blood pressure rise. They paper over the windows with newspaper and smash the walls with hammers, leaving the characters to freeze to death and fail the game. In a fit of rage, you click the ad, only to get a match-three game or a clicker simulator. It's nothing like what was advertised. . Bored, Shen Juan downloads it too. This time, though, the game is exactly as advertised. The only odd thing is that the game's art style is a little dark. The player has to save an adorable chibi kid with beady eyes. It's a cute take on a dark art style, not exactly suited to a burly man. But the burly man dives right in. Cute is justice, after all. And so Shen Juan starts fixing houses, gathering supplies, raising the little one, and teaching him how to avoid danger in the game. Later, when the kid grows up, Shen Juan watches him go traveling and make new friends, and the kid sends him all sorts of things from time to time. Shen Juan is proud of him, but also feels like a lonely old man abandoned by his family. Then one day, the kid and his friends find themselves in mortal danger. Outside the screen, Shen Juan is frantic with worry. Just then, the game asks him: Do you want to save him? Yes or no Shen Juan immediately chooses yes. Synopsis 2: #I wanted so badly to save the kid I raised that I accidentally became a game programmer, and it turns out I'm actually ridiculously strong# The world has been experiencing anomalies for some time. The recent discovery by the Aberration Management Bureau, which handles them, is that anyone who downloads a certain game can gain the special abilities everyone longs for. They try everything, but can't get past the game's screening process. Because the god of the game won't allow it. So they try to find the god hiding among ordinary people. A member of the Bureau, Shen Juan's friend, accidentally lets the secret slip after drinking. Shen Juan: “Huh? Are you looking for me? Probably not. I'm just an ordinary programmer, nothing special.” So he pretends not to know, putting his friend at ease once the latter sobers up. Besides, nobody can find the god. Wherever the god goes is the most dangerous place, and nobody dares approach. Until one day, a terrifying monster appears in the real world. Under its pressure, none of the aberrant beings can move, let alone save the world. They can only watch helplessly as it faces destruction. Torrential rain, tidal waves, earthquakes, and every kind of natural and man-made disaster are about to descend, leaving everyone to await death in despair. Just then, a figure appears in the sky and strikes at the monster that blots out the heavens. One sword blow cuts it to pieces. Then an incomparably holy hand emerges through the clouds and snatches away the monster's corpse, which had nearly crushed the world. Everyone is left dumbfounded. The god disdains them, yet saves them all. . Shen Juan has just used the app to capture fresh prey killed by the kid, and is now cooking at home. He frets over whether the prey will taste good, whether the kid will like it, and whether it can help the kid, who's struggling to grow, reach six feet tall. Zhao Jingyu leans over his back and reminds him in a mournful voice, “Big Brother, could you please stop calling me a kid and stop bringing up my height?” Shen Juan: “Sure thing, kid. No problem, kid.” Zhao Jingyu: “...How about you try calling me that in bed, Big Brother?” Shen Juan looks down. “Sorry, I'm an honest man. I don't do kinky stuff like that.” #Yeah, right!# Reader's guide: 1. They travel between worlds. 2. Older top, both powerful, protective and devoted to each other. 3. Misunderstandings that build the protagonist's reputation + behind-the-scenes plot + god's secret identity. Theme: Learn good values and strive to be an upstanding young person!