[JOJO/SBR] Crybaby

Many years later, as Johnny Joestar, the man known by the alias Gyro Zeppeli, and I faced an uncertain and bleak future, we began to talk about the secrets we had kept hidden from one another.

Gyro revealed his real name.

Johnny awkwardly revealed his unusual x/p.

And there I was, sitting on horseback, confessing in a daze, "I recently realized that I think... I only like... that kind of..."

"Little boys."

"Little boys."

Me: "…"

Gyro comforted me. "What's wrong with that? Everyone understands. That's how clergy are."

That's not true!

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1. Set before the Third Crusade's victory. Templar Knight Gong x Johnny, probably. (Not sure.)

2. Contains some tasteless religious jokes. The author has no intention of going to heaven either.

3. A short story, written after I slept only three hours in a day. All sorts of bizarre things from my DNA came pouring out.

4. OOC, everyone loves him (???).

Theme: I love crybabies, I love crybabies