Next Book: Isn't a Straight Guy Just Someone Who Always Likes Men?
This Book:
The old Xia Shiyu: I'm going to become the world's number one idol!
The current Xia Shiyu: I've gone into danmei! Please show your support! 🙏
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Xia Shiyu is a top-tier star who rose to fame through a talent show. With a face like a celestial being and skills in both singing and dancing, he's famous across half the entertainment industry.
The other half belongs to Ling Han, who debuted on the same day.
Five years ago, the two of them each won first place on rival talent shows, and have been sworn enemies ever since.
Xia Shiyu is fiercely competitive. For years, he's worked himself to the bone, vowing to knock Ling Han off his throne and become the number one idol in the domestic entertainment industry.
Who could have guessed that one day, his company would make him go into danmei and star in a show about "brotherly love♂," with his sworn enemy Ling Han as the other lead?
Xia Shiyu vowed to die before giving in: "Even if I die, I won't go into danmei with him!"
The boss said, "Ling Han's already memorized more than a dozen pages of dialogue."
Xia Shiyu sprang up in an instant: "What kind of way is that to handle things? Give me the script, now!"
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The two top-tier stars both went into danmei, causing a sensation across the internet and taking Weibo down completely.
The show's reservations broke all records, and countless paparazzi photographers trampled over the walls trying to get a shot.
The two of them competed fiercely on set, pushing each other to the limit. Their forbidden brotherly love wound up being played like a couple on opposing sides.
The director could only shake his head and tell them to spend more time bonding in private and find the right feeling.
Ling Han's voice was low: "Want me to help you find that feeling?"
Xia Shiyu's professional spirit blazed: "Come on!!"
Not long after, he was panting unevenly, his legs weak: "That's enough, Teacher Ling... That's enough, you Ling!"
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Behind-the-scenes photos stayed at the top of the trending topics, and the outtakes kept setting the internet ablaze. Throughout filming and the show's run, CP fans felt as if they'd reached heaven.
After the show ended, fans thought the two would go through the usual routine of cutting ties and purifying their fanbases. They were already prepared to turn on them in full force. But then the two leads announced their relationship.
[@Ling Han: I hate the whole routine of getting danmei traffic by going into danmei, then cutting ties and purifying your fanbase after it airs. So we've made a decision that betrays the domestic entertainment industry: we're officially together. @Xia Shiyu]
[@Xia Shiyu: That's right, we're together. Permanent aftercare, please show your support~ @Ling Han]
Netizens were stunned: Is this an act or what??
CP fans were completely dumbfounded: This can't be right?
The two seriously played up their relationship, kissing in public.
Netizens: Ha, it's an act.
The two forgot to draw the curtains and were caught on camera.
Netizens: So dedicated! Let's see you keep acting for the rest of your lives!
Ling Han was breathing heavily: "What will it take to make everyone believe we're real?"
Xia Shiyu was drenched in sweat: "Then... let's love each other for the rest of our lives."
Cover artist: Nabee
CP: Competitive, high-needs sweetheart bottom X cold on the outside, warm on the inside, wildly showy and openly flirtatious top
Tips:
◆ 1v1, HE, only each other in body and soul, no real-life inspirations, no side CP.
◆ Not about idol fandom. Don't conflate it with real life or real people. Everything serves the romance.
Next Book: Isn't a Straight Guy Just Someone Who Always Likes Men?
"You're straight, right?"
Wan Xing, a performing arts graduate, received a job offer. A man in a suit asked him to temporarily pretend to be his lover.
He said he wanted to avoid unwanted advances, and required Wan Xing to be straight.
To land this well-paid job that perfectly matched his training, Wan Xing stood tall and swore to the heavens: "I am straight!"
After getting the job, Wan Xing became the boyfriend of Lu Zhinan, a rich young heir from a wealthy family. He was to pretend to be Lu Zhinan's lover, helping him fool his family and compete for the inheritance.
To keep his little bottom side from showing, Wan Xing tried hard to act like a steel-straight man.
Every day, he dressed horribly, walked around dribbling a basketball, and burst into song with "Rushing boldly through the nine provinces."
Lu Zhinan frowned: "Your grandfather will see right through you if you act like that. Can't you be a little gayer?"
That was easy enough! Wan Xing immediately dropped the act and became a lively, convincing bottom, batting his eyes and clinging to Lu Zhinan every day.
Lu Zhinan blushed, trying to hide his own strange reaction: "Y-you wouldn't happen to be gay, would you?"
Wan Xing: "...What exactly do you want me to do?"
For the money, he put up with it.
As the scrutiny intensified, the two had to take their performance to increasingly difficult levels, eventually progressing to things that couldn't be described.
Worried Wan Xing wouldn't be able to handle it, Lu Zhinan kept offering him more money.
Wan Xing pretended to be aggrieved, but was actually having a great time, getting both the money and the man.
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Later, their agreement became a permanent marriage contract.
Wan Xing became the manor's other master, stretched out on the big bed and enjoying life.
Lu Zhinan: "Didn't you say you were straight?"
Biting the pillow, Wan Xing defended himself in a small voice: "Straight... just means always liking men, doesn't it?"
"Nice excuse." Lu Zhinan harshly punished the cunning little liar.
Wan Xing couldn't take it, and accused him in a trembling voice: "Didn't you say you were completely straight?"
Lu Zhinan replied with righteous indignation: "What's wrong with always liking men?"
CP: Talented, adorable bottom pretending to be straight X straight top who only needs a little push to bend
Theme: Love stands firm, and no obstacle is insurmountable.
Are you sure?????? I will turn on the microscope to study the literature of lh word for word
This reason for taking leave is true. I don't watch e-sports. Don't lie to me 🙏
To be honest, I'm a little bit offended by the two bosses... They hate each other because of love and kill each other for money... It's sour and delicious...
Welcome back Fire Merchant- ̗̀ ෆ( ˶'ᵕ'˶)ෆ ̖́-
I ate a lot and waited for my return
This has not been updated for more than half a month. . . . . .
Why hasn't it been updated yet??
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