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"He seems like... he wants to eat me."
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Si Wei is a handsome actor with just as much talent for acting, but he's been forced to bind himself to a "Free Meal System."
His meal-scrounging targets go from ordinary people to grim reapers, Infinite Flow BOSSes, eldritch gods, zombie brides, aliens, demon kings, vampires, dangerous containment objects...
Si Wei: What does "Hunger Value" even mean?
System 517: "Hunger Value" represents how much the monsters want to share a meal with you. Once it reaches 100%, they'll eat with you!
Si Wei: Are you sure that's what it means? You can lie to yourself, but don't drag your buddy into it!
The monsters' gazes grow ever more fervent.
Si Wei: Why do I feel like... he wants to eat me? Am I imagining things?
Monster: You're not.
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World One: Dining at My Grim Reaper Boyfriend's Funeral
My boyfriend dies right at the start. Talk about a perfect opening.
Si Wei heads straight to the funeral banquet. At the funeral, every one of the boyfriend's relatives is grinning from ear to ear, thanking him for killing off that monster.
Si Wei finds a chance to take a couple of bites, but the System doesn't announce that he's completed the mission.
He looks at the coffin in the funeral hall. Then...
Who is the person lying in there?
And how do you kill a grim reaper?
As it turns out, he doesn't need to worry about it. The grim reaper later on...
Someone flirts with his wife, and he immediately plays dead!
His wife ignores him, so he immediately dies to make a point!
His wife gets scared, so he immediately comes back to life!
His wife gets angry and yells at him, so he dies again to make a point!!
World Two: Scrounging a Meal at an Eldritch God's Wedding Banquet
Si Wei wakes up lying in a red coffin, surrounded by piles of gold, silver, and jewels. He scrambles out and runs. Before long, he hears that the eldritch god's bride has gone missing.
The enraged god threatens to devour everyone in town.
To make sure the wedding banquet goes ahead on schedule so he can scrounge a meal, Si Wei has no choice but to help find the bride. But no matter how hard he looks, he can't find her. The god says he'll cancel the wedding, and Si Wei does everything he can to stop him.
Eldritch God: Then will you be my bride?
Si Wei: What?!
Other worlds to be decided~
Reader's note:
* No cannibalism! Nobody actually gets eaten!
* HE. All the love interests are the same person, in various monstrous forms. Sometimes he gets dark and twisted and crawls around...
* Cover artist: Juansi Ji, Nicholas Ergou
Please add my next novel to your favorites: The Little Scummy Cat in the Men's Dorm, Where Five Big Shots Fight for Custody
Blurb:
Luo Bai is a little cat who appears in many novels.
He's the bloodthirsty Demon Lord's lap cat.
He's the lovesick villain's darling in his arms.
He's the domineering CEO's precious sweetheart.
He's the mad eldritch god's beloved little treasure.
He's beautiful, aloof, spoiled, and loves no one.
Every one of his former owners says he's a scummy cat.
After completing 100 missions, Luo Bai is about to earn enough merit to become human. But he gets hurt in an accident and ends up at a university, where a sweet, innocent college student takes him back to his dorm.
The moment Luo Bai walks in, he sees all the big shots he's scammed gathered in the dorm!
Oh no! I'm dead!
The bloodthirsty Demon Lord studies the cat's head. "It looks like the cat I lost. Nobody touch it."
The lovesick villain looks at his paws. "No, this must be the one I raised. Give him back to me."
The domineering CEO scratches his chin. "Nonsense. This is clearly the kitty I bought for a hundred million!"
The mad eldritch god strokes his tail. "Put my son down! Or I'll slaughter you all!!"
The college student hugs him tight. "Hey, I found him. I'm his real dad."
Then the five men start fighting.
Luo Bai: ...
All five of them gave Luo Bai nicknames. They call him different things all day long in the dorm, and it's driving him crazy.
After fighting it out, the big shots make a schedule for Luo Bai:
Monday: Help the bloodthirsty Demon Lord torment the righteous protagonist in a xianxia world.
Tuesday: Wag his tail and charm the competition at the negotiating table with the domineering CEO.
Wednesday: Help the mad eldritch god scare foolish players in a fantasy world.
Thursday: Crawl around gloomily on a cold, rainy night and break up couples with the lovesick villain.
Friday: Attend classes all day with the college student.
Luo Bai is on the verge of tears. "This kitty is going to die of exhaustion!"
As graduation approaches, the big shots are about to go their separate ways, and Luo Bai's custody becomes a serious issue.
The big shots fight over him yet again.
Luo Bai puts on his little backpack and tiptoes away. "This kitty is going to sneak off while I can!~"
Theme: Eat well and don't waste food. Open your heart and embrace life.
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↓↓The cocky cat can be unfolded! (.ω.) ニノニつ (`(ノ Let's take a look at the child's advance payment~ 1. "The little scumbag cat was fought for custody by five bosses in the men's dormitory" The literary name is old, the scumbag cat is deeply trapped in the Shura field! 2. "Who will partner with you as a midfielder and a wild couple?" [Esports] Highly sweet eSports, the single shark in milk tea is going crazy! Chief copywriter, if you don't post QAQ anymore, you can move to the column to have a look. Please add it to your favorites!!
Finished spreading flowers, from the beginning of the update, I was still sighing a few days ago that the fire dealer is so strong! Two hundred and forty thousand in twenty-one days! Suddenly I remembered that it was July and my head was spinning. I feel that this book is still well written, but there are some points that I don't quite understand. Si Wei is doing missions everywhere to save cats. The text says that Gong is one person. Does that mean that Bianyuan, Long Zechuan, Chef Songyan and Blake are all one person? At first, I thought this book would be very long. The fast-travel novels I had read before were all five or six hundred chapters long. I suddenly realized a few days ago that this book was going to be finished and I still haven't recovered from it. I feel that the third world and the ending seem a bit rushed, but it's not bad. My favorite part is the part in Bianyuan where he stabs himself to save Weiwei. It really touched my heart. I think love is probably the greatest and most romantic thing in the world. (I don't know what I'm talking about.) I hope the fire merchant will be happy every day! I live a happy life, write happily, write a lot of code, and it gets better and better. I also hope that a physical book will be released soon. I will definitely go and support it when the time comes. See you next time!
Originally I didn't want to post a longer review of this book because this book has really improved or brought back the old feeling! But I think Teacher Entropy needs to be praised!! When I chased it 3000 times, it seemed like it was still very close, but once I regained my consciousness, I finished this book. Compared to Three Thousand Times, the emotional scenes in this book are more stable and delicate, and some of the descriptions that enhance the atmosphere are also very natural and stable!! You really fulfilled your promise, awesome!! I like to go back to the Hell Canteen the most. It was so cute in both past and present lives, and the police sergeant blossomed and fainted... I can't finish the unsightly articles, so there aren't many bad reviews, so I still can't rate them. I want to say more in my usual comments. In addition, although it is rare to see your interactive copywriting, there are many jokes in the article and they are very funny. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha and there are also double-minded exercises. Fortunately, I have read them all and know some of the answers. Finally, I don't understand about e-sports, so please feel free to write!! Anyway, although I seem to be obsessed with e-sports articles, I have no interest in exploring e-sports in reality. It is similar to watching fighting scenes in novels (─?─) Boss, please procrastinate and write longer within the scope of your permission. I am almost out of Mars. (But it's still super important to keep the rhythm right) Then don't remember what I said, keep your mentality, and stay relaxed (don't be too relaxed. It took me two months to draw a picture before, and the final result was very sloppy and low in completion). Keep the feel. I wish you good health and a relaxed mood. Sell the copyright as soon as possible and make a lot of money!! (The last comment I typed 3,000 times in the memo ended up being 444 words long, copied to Jinjiang, and put in a few exclamation points before I got rid of it. Now I don't have to use exclamation points!!!)
I very much agree with what the fire merchant said, girls must read more. "In books, you can meet different people, see different lives, and get some different understandings of life. Words can go where your feet can't measure, and where your eyes can't see, words can. Reading is the best spiritual journey." (Excerpted from People's Daily) Let's encourage each other. Si Wei and Doctor Meow will continue to live happily where we can't see them! Looking forward to a big advance payment Too many thoughts passed through my mind, but I couldn't catch them. There is so much I want to say, but I don't know where to start. Finally, congratulations on the completion! Let's see you next_(:з∠)_
I swapped people/cats with vivi and had a baby!! It's understandable that kittens find it hard to eat food.
Ah, don't ruin your own happy life.
I love it. Where did the author come up with so many weird and cute ideas, and he created Gong's character very well.
So fast! It's coming to an end again
Didn't you shout it twice just because you didn't want to get away? In turn, he said hello to Tsundere.
It's well written and so heart-warming. I haven't seen such a pure and sweet article in a long time.