Politely Declining the King of Hell Three Thousand Times

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[This novel's underworld pairing: King of Hell gong x Book of Life and Death shou]

Blurb:

Xuan Lu is an evil spirit born from the Book of Life and Death. Beautiful as a flower, he plays "underworld music" as he roams the world.

Of course, the Book of Life and Death doesn't record its own death date. So Xuan Lu has a special fate and never dies, causing the book itself to glitch again and again, bringing it close to collapse and giving the underworld departments endless headaches.

To make Xuan Lu willingly die and repair the Book of Life and Death, the underworld periodically sends handsome men and beautiful women to seduce him in the mortal realm, hoping he'll become lovesick, fall head over heels, and obediently die. Even the King of Hell has gone in person.

But Xuan Lu has impossibly high standards and doesn't want to die, so he turns them all down! Turns them down! Turns them all down!

After outliving several Kings of Hell in a row, Xuan Lu's pursuers in the underworld seemed to give up. He became a bored, lonely bachelor.

At long last, someone introduced him to a handsome man who checked every box on his list. The man's name was Wu Fa.

"Wu Fa, as in lawless and unrestrained."

They went on three dates and got along really well. They'd planned to make things official and start dating on their fourth date, but Xuan Lu got suspicious and secretly returned to the underworld to take a look.

Sure enough, the new King of Hell, wearing a crown and diligently working in the palace, was none other than his impossibly handsome blind date! No wonder he'd said he owned countless properties...

Xuan Lu: I really want to die... Sorry, but no!

He turned around and went out drinking, planning to spend the night with anyone at all, then put an end to these feelings and close his heart to love.

But when he opened his eyes, the new King of Hell was lying beside him.

They were both naked, and red threads were tangled around them. It was a complete mess!

Uh...

The King of Hell lay on his side, playing with a knife in his hand. "Are you really that afraid of falling in love with me?"

Xuan Lu looked at the knife with disdain. "You can't kill me."

The King of Hell smiled. "But last night you pulled the red thread yourself and bound our lives together. Now we'll live and die together."

As he spoke, he pointed the knife at his own heart.

Xuan Lu was horrified. "No, don't!"

**

The whole world wants him dead, and Xuan Lu is used to it.

But the new King of Hell says, "I'll make sure you stay alive."

Xuan Lu naturally doesn't believe that kind of nonsense. "You? What makes you think you can?"

Wu Fa raised an eyebrow. "Because... I am the law, and I am heaven."

[Reading Notes]:

1. Pure fiction. Believe in science!

2. Happy ending. One-on-one pairing.

3. Updates at 9 p.m. Before the paid chapters, updates follow the ranking schedule. After they begin, updates are daily.

Theme: Live well, love yourself and the world, and never give up hope.