Palace Intrigue Is No Match for Retiring in Peace

I accidentally transmigrated into a hamster

The newly arrived palace maid sat on me and squashed me flat as a pancake

I swear, once I turn back into a human, I'll wipe out her entire clan

I never expected this woman to stroke my head and say:

Mommy's going to work now

Stay home and be Old Xu

Mommy's going out to be someone else's dog

Theme: Transmigrating through layer upon layer of life