I'm Carrying the Harem Favorite's Baby

Coming soon: My Beautifully Sick Master Is Pregnant

Blurb:

Hong Hongbo transmigrates into an old-school danmei novel, becoming a completely insignificant nobody ranked at the bottom of the 180th tier.

In the original story, this nobody and the universally adored senior disciple have nothing to do with each other. But Hong Hongbo decides that if there are no opportunities, he'll make them himself.

So he asks the senior disciple to take him under his wing and teach him martial arts-

The senior disciple says sure and tosses him into the Slaughtering Pool.

He makes heart-shaped macaroni for the senior disciple-

But gets shoved face-first into the noodles.

He asks the senior disciple to have a meal with him-

The senior disciple gives him fasting pills instead.

Hong Hongbo despairs and finally blurts out, “I'll find someone ten thousand times stronger than you!”

The senior disciple calmly replies, “Heh. Go ahead and try.”

Hong Hongbo thinks fairy tales really are all lies. The senior disciple is absolutely straight.

Fine, he'll just wait for the story to get going and watch the senior disciple get pregnant.

But one day, Hong Hongbo suddenly realizes he might have been eating too much melon.

Why is his belly round as a ball?

What about the senior disciple? Why hasn't his belly gotten big?

Fake-straight top VS genuinely adorable bottom

Warnings:

1. In the original novel, the top is a beautiful bottom.

2. A silly style and a wildly imaginative premise. If you don't like it, please don't flame me.

A danmei comedy about crosstalk, available for pre-order:

The Most Popular Rap Comedian

Rich second-generation Shen Tianyun was sent by his father to learn the art of crosstalk from childhood.

His father told him this was the best entertainment agency in the country

and that he should train hard there.

When he grew up, his master lived up to expectations and sent him to a talent competition,

planning to have him win his debut through the auditions.

When the contestants got to choose their own group for the first time,

Shen Tianyun chose Cheng Heng, who specialized in rap, without hesitation.

Shen Tianyun: “You're a rapper, and I'm a crosstalk performer. We're practically family!”

Cheng Heng: “If your brain doesn't work, stay away from me.jpg”

With his wealth of showy skills, Shen Tianyun debuted in a group in second place.

Cheng Heng, who came in first, coldly took the microphone:

“I don't want to debut in a group, but I have to come in first. I choose to go solo.”

After making his dazzling debut, Shen Tianyun changed his mind and returned to performing crosstalk.

One day, Cheng Heng cornered him in a narrow alley.

Cheng Heng: “You skipped the group variety show and asked for leave from the recording.

You used me as the punchline in your little theater. How are you going to make up for that?”

Shen Tianyun pressed his mouth against Cheng Heng's, mumbling through the kiss:

“I've been waiting for you to come over. How about I give you a trending topic?”

Recommended friend-author's novel:

The Villain's Beloved Boy Can Farm by Fei Tang: a sweet boy who is great at farming.

Theme: Learn to grow even in adversity